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fandomhigh2008-12-17 09:41 am
rocksthescarf.livejournal.com) wrote in fandomhigh2008-12-17 09:41 am
Entry tags:
Sex Ed, Wednesday, Period Two
When it seemed very obvious that Edward wasn't coming in today, Chuck decided to take matters into his own hands. God help everyone else in the class.
"Once again, I'm afraid Mr. Cullen won't be making it into class. But he left me in charge of your final," Chuck lied smoothly. "I'm not much for written exams so today we'll do something practical. And the good news is, it's an easy A."
Chuck smirked. "You all have to kiss me. And, no, I'm not kidding. Make it good. I won't give out A's for kisses you'd give your grandma. And if some of you don't meet certain aesthetic requirements you get an A anyways just for showing up today."
What Chuck meant by that was that if he didn't feel like kissing you then you would get an A just for going through life being an unattractive troll. He thought that was very generous.
"You might be wondering what this has to do with Sex Ed. Well, you're not going to be able to use what you've learned in this class if nobody wants to screw you in the first place," he said. "And I've always felt practice makes perfect. So line up and pop in a mint or something."
[You all can blame![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
gameknowsgame for this. Wait for OCD up!]
"Once again, I'm afraid Mr. Cullen won't be making it into class. But he left me in charge of your final," Chuck lied smoothly. "I'm not much for written exams so today we'll do something practical. And the good news is, it's an easy A."
Chuck smirked. "You all have to kiss me. And, no, I'm not kidding. Make it good. I won't give out A's for kisses you'd give your grandma. And if some of you don't meet certain aesthetic requirements you get an A anyways just for showing up today."
What Chuck meant by that was that if he didn't feel like kissing you then you would get an A just for going through life being an unattractive troll. He thought that was very generous.
"You might be wondering what this has to do with Sex Ed. Well, you're not going to be able to use what you've learned in this class if nobody wants to screw you in the first place," he said. "And I've always felt practice makes perfect. So line up and pop in a mint or something."
[You all can blame
gameknowsgame for this.