Sex Ed, Wednesday, Period Two

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When it seemed very obvious that Edward wasn't coming in today, Chuck decided to take matters into his own hands. God help everyone else in the class.

"Once again, I'm afraid Mr. Cullen won't be making it into class. But he left me in charge of your final," Chuck lied smoothly. "I'm not much for written exams so today we'll do something practical. And the good news is, it's an easy A."

Chuck smirked. "You all have to kiss me. And, no, I'm not kidding. Make it good. I won't give out A's for kisses you'd give your grandma. And if some of you don't meet certain aesthetic requirements you get an A anyways just for showing up today."

What Chuck meant by that was that if he didn't feel like kissing you then you would get an A just for going through life being an unattractive troll. He thought that was very generous.

"You might be wondering what this has to do with Sex Ed. Well, you're not going to be able to use what you've learned in this class if nobody wants to screw you in the first place," he said. "And I've always felt practice makes perfect. So line up and pop in a mint or something."

[You all can blame gameknowsgame for this. Wait for OCD up!]

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Re: Your Final

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That might have been something very vaguely resembling an annoyed sort of growl, in the back of Warren's throat.

"My kissing you would piss the professor off, wouldn't it?"

That was almost a hopeful note in his voice, there.

Re: Your Final

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"Like you wouldn't believe," Chuck confirmed with a nod.

Re: Your Final

[peace_n_war]

Warren's grin was an almost feral sort of grin, there, as he reached forward to make a grab at the front of Chuck's shirt, with every intention of pulling him back into the most spiteful damned kiss he could manage.

He didn't have to like it, so long as Edward didn't like it, too.

Re: Your Final

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It wasn't often that Chuck got pulled around by somebody. He wasn't sure if he wanted it to be a permanent thing but the change of pace was welcome. The fact that Warren was doing it just to piss Cullen off made Chuck a little more eager than he usually would be with a guy.

They were proving a point, after all.

Re: Your Final

[peace_n_war]

And it was a point that needed to be proven, damn it. If burning babies wasn't going to cut it, then kissing Chuck Bass was going to have to do.

And when the kiss was over, and Warren had let go of the front of Chuck's shirt and managed to work his way back into his usual snarly sort of poise, there was really only one thing left to say.

"It's just a shame Cullen didn't see that."

And also that Steven Strait kissy pictures are bloody impossible to find.

Re: Your Final

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"I'm sure he'll hear about it," Chuck said with a smirk. "Those squirrels are good for something."