fandomhigh | Sex Ed, Wednesday, Period Two

When it seemed very obvious that Edward wasn't coming in today, Chuck decided to take matters into his own hands. God help everyone else in the class.

"Once again, I'm afraid Mr. Cullen won't be making it into class. But he left me in charge of your final," Chuck lied smoothly. "I'm not much for written exams so today we'll do something practical. And the good news is, it's an easy A."

Chuck smirked. "You all have to kiss me. And, no, I'm not kidding. Make it good. I won't give out A's for kisses you'd give your grandma. And if some of you don't meet certain aesthetic requirements you get an A anyways just for showing up today."

What Chuck meant by that was that if he didn't feel like kissing you then you would get an A just for going through life being an unattractive troll. He thought that was very generous.

"You might be wondering what this has to do with Sex Ed. Well, you're not going to be able to use what you've learned in this class if nobody wants to screw you in the first place," he said. "And I've always felt practice makes perfect. So line up and pop in a mint or something."

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gameknowsgame for this. ~~Wait for~~ OCD up!]

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Like you've just been told you have to kiss Chuck Bass to pass your class. Heh. Rhymes.

What little there was of it.

He wasn't kidding about those mints. Bad breath lowers your grade. Feel free to handwavy, if you like.

Who are probably wondering why Edward didn't ask them to take over the class.

Well you're bad kissers, that's why.

Edited 2008-12-17 14:48 (UTC)

He was hanging around after class. Looking smug.

For serious, if you don't want to kiss Chuck then let me know down here and I'll have him deem you unworthy and you get an A anyways ;)

Angela Montenegro

"Do we get extra credit if we've kissed you before?" Angela asked. So glad she hadn't bothered to study for this class.

Cal Stephanides

Gwen Cooper

"Now would that be fair to the other students?" he asked.

"You've got to be joking," Gwen said, with one eyebrow raised.

"I believe I established before that I'm not kidding," he said. "What, Gwen, you afraid of getting a bad grade?"

Angela was looking decidedly amused by this. There was no doubt this was more interesting than than the written paper they'd have been given otherwise.

"Worth a try," Angela said, smirking at him.

"Your effort is noted," Chuck said, smirking. "But, trust me, you have nothing to worry about. You'll definitely pass this final."

"Oh, no, I just wouldn't want to damage your ego by being unimpressed with your technique."

Claire Fisher

Claire looked around in disbelief. "...and the weirdest class on the planet keeps getting weirder."

Claire gave Chuck a skeptical look. "Seriously, are you that hard up?"

"It's so cute how you think your opinion matters to me," he said. It did matter since Gwen looked kind of slutty and, well, sluts knew all the good techniques (he would know). But there was no way he'd let her know that.

"Now are you going to take your final or not?" Chuck asked.

"What I like to hear," she said moving closer with a grin.

"So who gets to grade you on your final?"

"No, not yet," Chuck replied with a smirk. "If you're worried about failing, don't be. I'm a lenient grader."

"Well, it's just that you make it sound like such a chore," Gwen pointed out. "But since I doubt I'll pass this ridiculous class any other way, I guess I am."

"I was thinking I'd get an automatic A for my dedication to the class," he said, leaning in towards her.

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