Sex Ed, Wednesday, Period Two

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When it seemed very obvious that Edward wasn't coming in today, Chuck decided to take matters into his own hands. God help everyone else in the class.

"Once again, I'm afraid Mr. Cullen won't be making it into class. But he left me in charge of your final," Chuck lied smoothly. "I'm not much for written exams so today we'll do something practical. And the good news is, it's an easy A."

Chuck smirked. "You all have to kiss me. And, no, I'm not kidding. Make it good. I won't give out A's for kisses you'd give your grandma. And if some of you don't meet certain aesthetic requirements you get an A anyways just for showing up today."

What Chuck meant by that was that if he didn't feel like kissing you then you would get an A just for going through life being an unattractive troll. He thought that was very generous.

"You might be wondering what this has to do with Sex Ed. Well, you're not going to be able to use what you've learned in this class if nobody wants to screw you in the first place," he said. "And I've always felt practice makes perfect. So line up and pop in a mint or something."

[You all can blame gameknowsgame for this. Wait for OCD up!]

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Re: Your Final

[always-damp.livejournal.com]

"Best final ever, dude," Toby said with a grin.

Re: Your Final

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

"Somehow I knew you wouldn't mind it," Chuck said with a faint smirk.

Re: Your Final

[always-damp.livejournal.com]

"You here to teach us new methods of making out?" Toby could only hope.

Re: Your Final

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"I'm not here to teach anything," Chuck replied. "Just here to kiss."

Re: Your Final

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"So let's get to it," Toby said, impatiently stroking a hand through his shiny hair and moving to step into Chuck's space.

Re: Your Final

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Finally, someone eager to take their final. Chuck closed the distance between them and kissed Toby. He could only hope the guy didn't get too gropey.

Re: Your Final

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Finally, someone truly hot to kiss. Toby slid his slick lips over Chuck's and found he was reluctant to pull away.

It was too bad there was just kissing to be had.

Re: Your Final

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Chuck knew that Toby would be into it and he couldn't resist being a bit of a showoff. Which would be why he took a nip at Toby's bottom lip before pulling away.

"I think you've got an A."

Re: Your Final

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Toby licked his lips and smirked in return. "Anytime you want to make it an A-plus, you let me know."