Sex Ed Classroom, Saturday, All Day

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Edward had the posters from this week's class set up. Also on display were the empathy bellies and the anatomy models from previous classes.

[Open! Talk to Edward or just give your friends and family the sex ed tour.]

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David had assured Claire he could find her classrooms on his own, at least for the time being, and peered curiously in at the sex ed classroom.

Well. It was educational-looking, at least.

He eyed the pale young man in the room, wondering if he was the teacher or just another student. He looked awfully young.

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"Hello," Edward smiled. "I'm Mr. Cullen, the sex education teacher. Are you related to one of my students?"

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David nodded, smiling faintly in return. "David Fisher. I'm Claire's brother. She's told me a little about your class."

Which, you know, could mean a few things.

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"Oh," Edward said, remembering what Claire had said about her brother. He gave David a sympathetic, pitying look. The poor, confused man. "She's a quite spirited young lady."

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David frowned a little at the look, wondering if Claire hadn't shared everything and she was in some kind of trouble with this teacher. "That's a way to put it, yeah. I hope she hasn't been, um, disrupting your class."

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Since Chuck decided to be difficult back in Alexandria, Bart decided to take his new time alone to visit some of his teachers.

Upon first viewing, Bart thought Edward was awfully young to be teaching. Maybe hiring younger teachers was an attempt to get students to pay attention.

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"Hello," Edward said. "I'm Mr. Cullen, the sex education teacher."

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"Ah, I thought so," Bart said. The stuff on the walls gave it away, really. "I'm Bart Bass, Chuck's father."

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"Ah, yes." Edward's smile had a tinge of weariness to it. "Chuck is..." he paused, thinking how to phrase this. "He's very bright," he said finally. "He has great potential, but I fear he puts more energy into his hedonistic behavior than into his studies."

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"That's something you and I agree on wholeheartedly," Bart said with a nod. "Chuck's always been...difficult. Quite frankly I'm amazed he even signed up for this class. He's not too much trouble, is he?"

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Oh, Cal would probably throw a complete fit if he knew that Tessie was doing this, but she had to admit, the moment she saw that he had a sex ed class (very superfluously, too, she felt), she had to at least consider that teacher as one to speak with.

The posters were an...interesting touch (she tried to scan for Cal's name on one of them), and her eyes lingered a little too long at the anatomy models, trying to think of what poor Callie must have felt when they covered that part, and then she managed to break her attention toward looking for the teacher.

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"Hello," Edward said. "Welcome to Fandom High."

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Tessie gave the boy a small smile. "Thank you," she said, nodding. "Maybe you can help me out, hun, I'm trying to find Mister Cullen? I was pretty sure I had the right room..."

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"You do," Edward said. "I'm Mr. Cullen."

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"Oh!" Tessie blinked a little, head tilting as she got a better look at him. "But you look so young!"

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Kevin's parents wanted a full report on what Joan's teachers were like, so he rolled into the classroom sometime in the afternoon. He blinked at the posters and then at Edward. "Huh. Am I in the right room?"

Like the others who had been there before, Kevin thought he looked too young to be a teacher.

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"Possibly," Edward said. "This is the sex education classroom and I am Mr. Cullen."

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"Well then you're one of the teachers I'm supposed to be meeting," Kevin replied. "I'm Kevin Girardi. My sister's in your class."

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"You're Joan's brother? Yes, she's one of my TAs," Edward said.

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Kevin blinked and tried not to burst out into laughter. "Really? She didn't mention that to me. She's taking her education seriously."

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Peter and Eva hadn't been able to convince Jake to come out and see the town with them today, so it was just the two of them. Peter was looking at a piece of paper in his hand, "I think this is the right place."

"Be careful," Eva warned. "The one I met yesterday wanted to know if I was going to stab him."

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"I'm Mr. Cullen," Edward said. "Can I help you?"

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"See," Peter proclaimed triumphantly. "This is the right place."

Eva gave him a fond grin and shook her head. Then she turned to Edward.

"I'm Eva and this is Peter. Conrad. We're Marco's parents."

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"Very nice to meet you," Edward said. "Has he told you that he's one of my TAs?"

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"He hasn't," Eva raised an eyebrow. "I have a hard time imagining Marco in a position of responsibility," she admitted.

Peter snorted in amused agreement.