Survive Your Own Cooking - 3rd period - (9/10)

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

In class today there were two piles of ingrediants ready to be used. A choice if you will.

Good and evil. Healthy and unhealthy. Black and white. Model and normal pretty girl.

...He was running out of comparisons.

"Good morning wee ones!" Deadpool said, looking out at the class. "Today we begin our very first dish! And since, I guess I'm supposed to 'teach you good eating habits'--seriously, who do they think I am? Weight Watchers? Ha!--you'll split into groups of two and get to choose which salad you want to make."

He pointed to a rather large pile of moddable candy. "Unhealthy?" And then swung his hand over toward the pile of also moddable vegetables. "Or healthy? The choice is yours to make. Choose wisely!"

Deadpool snapped and pointed at the class. "Get to work! And so help me, I'll assign you to teams next week if you don't do this well."

No word on what 'well' meant, but... best to just go with it.

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[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

With caaaandy!

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[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Chuck Bass considers Nate to be man-candy so the icon works

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[notahostage]

Wendy Watson

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[dojima-hime.livejournal.com]

Dōjima Yurika

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[not-a-mused.livejournal.com]

Cal Stephanides going the man-candy route with fellow Irish PBs

Pair Off And Cook

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Fear the 'randomness' of him assigning you to a group. Feeeaaar iiiiit.

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[notahostage]

Much as she liked salad, Wendy was also a big fan of candy as a food group. She looked around for a partner of the same opinion.

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[morpherboy.livejournal.com]

"Marco." Marco said cheerfully as he sat down next to Wendy. "Candy?"

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[notahostage]

"It is both tasty and delicious," Wendy replied, grinning. "Wendy."

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[morpherboy.livejournal.com]

"And a salad made of candy sounds awesome. How's Fandom treating your brain?" He asked cheerfully.

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[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

Ned'd specialty wasn't salads but he couldn't help wondering how a candy salad would taste. He waited for a partner.

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[not-a-mused.livejournal.com]

Cal took a look between the temptation of trying to seem very upstanding and going healthy and the fact that he had a sweet tooth as bad as anyone and also a love of chocolate that went rather nicely with his defunct ovaries. Not to mention the need to consume a lot of it to help get over his class before this one.

He also eyed Ned, who looked like he was waiting and was someone he knew, since he didn't exactly want to deal with someone he didn't know right now.

"You thinking what I'm thinking?" he wondered, sizing up the two different options of ingredients.

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[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

"If you're thinking that healthy's boring and wouldn't provide the needed caffeine boost, then we're thinking the same thing," Ned said, nodding.

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[likes-chicken.livejournal.com]

Hurley sat, looking from pile to pile.

On one hand, candy was awesome. On the other hand... okay, candy was still awesome. But the real salad might be cool. And... not make him look like a total pig.

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[likethegun]

Sam was just glad they didn't have to do anything complex with how distracted he was feeling, and looked back and forth between the piles as well.

"At least he didn't ask us to mix them," he said. "That might be kind of gross."

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[likes-chicken.livejournal.com]

"Dude, yeah," Hurley said. "Lettuce and chocolate are two things that do not taste better together."

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[key-of-heart.livejournal.com]

Sora was definitly torn between the two piles and debated with himself on if he could some how combine the two...

Yeah... partner was probably a good idea.

Talk to the Teacher

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Who was having a Snickers bar and feeling rather proud of himself.

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[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

"Hey Deadpool," Jamie said with a lazy wave. "Sorry I missed class last week. Apparently I... Well I just didn't care"

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[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"And that's why you will never win the rat race of... teaching teenagers how to make candy salads."

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[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

"Yeah," Jamie deadpanned. "I hear they're all the rage in New York."

OOC

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Damn, I want a Snickers bar.

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[likes-chicken.livejournal.com]

Strangely, I now have a craving for a Mars bar.

And they don't even make those in the US anymore.

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[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

They don't? Weeeeird.

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[likes-chicken.livejournal.com]

It's all 'Snickers Almond' now.

They're just not the same.