Survive Your Own Cooking - 3rd period - (9/10)

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

In class today there were two piles of ingrediants ready to be used. A choice if you will.

Good and evil. Healthy and unhealthy. Black and white. Model and normal pretty girl.

...He was running out of comparisons.

"Good morning wee ones!" Deadpool said, looking out at the class. "Today we begin our very first dish! And since, I guess I'm supposed to 'teach you good eating habits'--seriously, who do they think I am? Weight Watchers? Ha!--you'll split into groups of two and get to choose which salad you want to make."

He pointed to a rather large pile of moddable candy. "Unhealthy?" And then swung his hand over toward the pile of also moddable vegetables. "Or healthy? The choice is yours to make. Choose wisely!"

Deadpool snapped and pointed at the class. "Get to work! And so help me, I'll assign you to teams next week if you don't do this well."

No word on what 'well' meant, but... best to just go with it.

Comments

Re: Pair Off And Cook

[likes-chicken.livejournal.com]

"So, like... lettuce, carrots, and stuff?" Hurley said.

Re: Pair Off And Cook

[likethegun]

"Tomatoes maybe? And lots of dressing so it actually tastes good."

Re: Pair Off And Cook

[likes-chicken.livejournal.com]

"Sounds good to me," Hurley said. "I can start, like, cutting up tomatoes."

Re: Pair Off And Cook

[likethegun]

"I'll try to attack the carrots," Sam offered. "Have you taken a cooking class before?"

Re: Pair Off And Cook

[likes-chicken.livejournal.com]

"Nope," Hurley said. "I figure cutting tomatoes can't be hard, though, right?"

Re: Pair Off And Cook

[likethegun]

"I don't think so," Sam said. "This is the third cooking class I've taken here, and I swear the teachers get weirder every time."

Re: Pair Off And Cook

[likes-chicken.livejournal.com]

Hurley laughed. "Maybe next semester, like, the teachers will just be, like, talking vegetables."

He gathered up some tomatoes, a knife, and a cutting board.