ext_250630 ([identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2008-09-10 07:57 am
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Survive Your Own Cooking - 3rd period - (9/10)

In class today there were two piles of ingrediants ready to be used. A choice if you will.

Good and evil. Healthy and unhealthy. Black and white. Model and normal pretty girl.

...He was running out of comparisons.

"Good morning wee ones!" Deadpool said, looking out at the class. "Today we begin our very first dish! And since, I guess I'm supposed to 'teach you good eating habits'--seriously, who do they think I am? Weight Watchers? Ha!--you'll split into groups of two and get to choose which salad you want to make."

He pointed to a rather large pile of moddable candy. "Unhealthy?" And then swung his hand over toward the pile of also moddable vegetables. "Or healthy? The choice is yours to make. Choose wisely!"

Deadpool snapped and pointed at the class. "Get to work! And so help me, I'll assign you to teams next week if you don't do this well."

No word on what 'well' meant, but... best to just go with it.

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[identity profile] rocksthescarf.livejournal.com 2008-09-10 01:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Chuck Bass considers Nate to be man-candy so the icon works
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[personal profile] notahostage 2008-09-10 01:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Wendy Watson

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[identity profile] dojima-hime.livejournal.com 2008-09-10 01:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Dōjima Yurika
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[personal profile] notahostage 2008-09-10 01:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Much as she liked salad, Wendy was also a big fan of candy as a food group. She looked around for a partner of the same opinion.

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[identity profile] not-a-mused.livejournal.com 2008-09-10 01:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Cal Stephanides going the man-candy route with fellow Irish PBs
Edited 2008-09-10 13:45 (UTC)

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[identity profile] death-and-pies.livejournal.com 2008-09-10 02:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Ned

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[identity profile] death-and-pies.livejournal.com 2008-09-10 02:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Ned'd specialty wasn't salads but he couldn't help wondering how a candy salad would taste. He waited for a partner.

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[identity profile] morpherboy.livejournal.com 2008-09-10 02:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Marco

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[identity profile] morpherboy.livejournal.com 2008-09-10 02:05 pm (UTC)(link)
"Marco." Marco said cheerfully as he sat down next to Wendy. "Candy?"

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[identity profile] likes-chicken.livejournal.com 2008-09-10 02:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Hurley
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[personal profile] likethegun 2008-09-10 02:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Sam Winchester mmmm eye candy

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[identity profile] not-a-mused.livejournal.com 2008-09-10 02:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Cal took a look between the temptation of trying to seem very upstanding and going healthy and the fact that he had a sweet tooth as bad as anyone and also a love of chocolate that went rather nicely with his defunct ovaries. Not to mention the need to consume a lot of it to help get over his class before this one.

He also eyed Ned, who looked like he was waiting and was someone he knew, since he didn't exactly want to deal with someone he didn't know right now.

"You thinking what I'm thinking?" he wondered, sizing up the two different options of ingredients.

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[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2008-09-10 02:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Jamie Madrox

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[identity profile] likes-chicken.livejournal.com 2008-09-10 02:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Hurley sat, looking from pile to pile.

On one hand, candy was awesome. On the other hand... okay, candy was still awesome. But the real salad might be cool. And... not make him look like a total pig.

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[identity profile] death-and-pies.livejournal.com 2008-09-10 03:02 pm (UTC)(link)
"If you're thinking that healthy's boring and wouldn't provide the needed caffeine boost, then we're thinking the same thing," Ned said, nodding.

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[identity profile] not-a-mused.livejournal.com 2008-09-10 03:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Not quite ready to just out and laugh, Cal did at least get a smirk out of Ned's response. "Not quite," he admitted. "But you make a very convincing point. I am biased in your direction, though."

"Candy salad," he said. "There totally need to be one. Especially since it's easier to do than making a vegetable candy bar." His face twisted even thinking about it.
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[personal profile] notahostage 2008-09-10 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
"It is both tasty and delicious," Wendy replied, grinning. "Wendy."

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[identity profile] death-and-pies.livejournal.com 2008-09-10 03:27 pm (UTC)(link)
"Candy salad was my next guess," Ned said even though no, it wasn't his next guess. "It'd require a lot less prep time too. No need to chop or dice or mince. Less chance of cutting a finger too."

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[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2008-09-10 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hey Deadpool," Jamie said with a lazy wave. "Sorry I missed class last week. Apparently I... Well I just didn't care"

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[identity profile] not-a-mused.livejournal.com 2008-09-10 03:38 pm (UTC)(link)
"See? Totally safer," Cal agreed with a nod, looking over the candy selection. "All it really requires is trying to figure out what sort of candy makes a good stand-in for what you're putting in a salad..."

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[identity profile] nottheclone.livejournal.com 2008-09-10 03:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Wes Collins with Jen who'd kill anyone who called her "candy"

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