Survive Your Own Cooking - 3rd period - (9/10)

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In class today there were two piles of ingrediants ready to be used. A choice if you will.

Good and evil. Healthy and unhealthy. Black and white. Model and normal pretty girl.

...He was running out of comparisons.

"Good morning wee ones!" Deadpool said, looking out at the class. "Today we begin our very first dish! And since, I guess I'm supposed to 'teach you good eating habits'--seriously, who do they think I am? Weight Watchers? Ha!--you'll split into groups of two and get to choose which salad you want to make."

He pointed to a rather large pile of moddable candy. "Unhealthy?" And then swung his hand over toward the pile of also moddable vegetables. "Or healthy? The choice is yours to make. Choose wisely!"

Deadpool snapped and pointed at the class. "Get to work! And so help me, I'll assign you to teams next week if you don't do this well."

No word on what 'well' meant, but... best to just go with it.

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Re: Pair Off And Cook

[not-a-mused.livejournal.com]

Cal considered this. "There's got to be Oreos around here somewhere, right?" Especially since he came to the conclusion that this needed to happen.

"I'll check through the cupboards. Maybe we'll get lucky."

Re: Pair Off And Cook

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"I'd be surprised if there wasn't," Ned said, starting to slowly cut the Reeses to keep them tomato shaped. They were a lot easier to slice than actual tomatoes. "This is the best salad I've ever created."

Re: Pair Off And Cook

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"Without a doubt!" Cal agreed with a faint smirk as one cupboard clattered shut, proving futile, and he moved to another one. "Although I doubt I could finish a whole one. Not unless I wanted to spend the rest of the night in pain."

Re: Pair Off And Cook

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"I think five bites might be my limit," Ned said, finishing up with the Reeses Cups. "After that, my teeth would start to ache and I'd be seeing stars. Skipping class due to a sugar coma sounds fun to say but I think it'd be painful."

Re: Pair Off And Cook

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"Even worse," Cal said, "death by chocolate salad! That just makes it embarras--"

He cut himself off with an "Ah-ha!" that heralded the fact that his search was victorious. He extracted the package of Oreos from the winning cabinet. "Gentlemen," he said, "we have our bacon bits."

Re: Pair Off And Cook

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Ned clapped his hands as quietly as he could, applauding both Cal and the Oreos. "Would've been just said there were no Oreos. They give crunchiness and flavor. And that wonderful insecurity of wondering if you've got them stuck in your teeth."

Re: Pair Off And Cook

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Cal grinned at that, already starting to crush a few of them. "It's perfect, really. This salad? Is probably the most perfect salad ever. Amazing, delicious, and one hundred percent bad for both your diet and your self-esteem."

Re: Pair Off And Cook

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"People can have the healthy name but eat something terribly unhealthy," Ned agreed, dropping a pieces of chocolate into the bowl for a nice base. "Now, it's easy for them to tell their friend, they're getting a salad. Friend is impressed with their healthy dedication and is none the wiser."