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Survive Your Own Cooking - 3rd period - (9/10)

In class today there were two piles of ingrediants ready to be used. A choice if you will.

Good and evil. Healthy and unhealthy. Black and white. Model and normal pretty girl.

...He was running out of comparisons.

"Good morning wee ones!" Deadpool said, looking out at the class. "Today we begin our very first dish! And since, I guess I'm supposed to 'teach you good eating habits'--seriously, who do they think I am? Weight Watchers? Ha!--you'll split into groups of two and get to choose which salad you want to make."

He pointed to a rather large pile of ~~moddable~~ candy. "Unhealthy?" And then swung his hand over toward the pile of ~~also moddable~~ vegetables. "Or healthy? The choice is yours to make. Choose wisely!"

Deadpool snapped and pointed at the class. "Get to work! And so help me, I'll assign you to teams next week if you don't do this well."

No word on what 'well' meant, but... best to just go with it.

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Sam was just glad they didn't have to do anything complex with how distracted he was feeling, and looked back and forth between the piles as well.

"At least he didn't ask us to mix them," he said. "That might be kind of gross."

"Dude, yeah," Hurley said. "Lettuce and chocolate are two things that do not taste better together."

"I think chocolate should be kept away from most vegetables," Sam replied. "Do you want to work together?"

"That'd be cool," Hurley said with a nod. "I'm Hurley, by the way."

"I'm Sam," he said. "So, do you have a preference in what we make? I could go either way."

"You know, let's go normal," Hurley said. "Leafy greens are, like, important and stuff."

"That's what they say, although I know quite a few rabid carnivores who would swear otherwise," Sam said, laughing as he thought of Dean.

"So, like... lettuce, carrots, and stuff?" Hurley said.

"Tomatoes maybe? And lots of dressing so it actually tastes good."

"Sounds good to me," Hurley said. "I can start, like, cutting up tomatoes."

"I'll try to attack the carrots," Sam offered. "Have you taken a cooking class before?"

"Nope," Hurley said. "I figure cutting tomatoes can't be hard, though, right?"

"I don't think so," Sam said. "This is the third cooking class I've taken here, and I swear the teachers get weirder every time."

Hurley laughed. "Maybe next semester, like, the teachers will just be, like, talking vegetables."

He gathered up some tomatoes, a knife, and a cutting board.

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