Criminal Justice (As Taught By A Criminal) - Period 3 - Monday 02/11

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Today Deadpool was bouncy. For many reasons, but none of those were needed to be known by the wee students and their twisted little minds and stop picturing him naked, you sick sick little kids!

...ahem.

Anyway! He twirled a set of handcuffs gleefully, waiting for everyone to arrive. "Gooooood morning class! Today we have an exercise for you to do. And a very special guest to help demonstrate proper procedure." He glanced over at his wonder special crazy guest. "Isn't that right?"

"I can't believe I agreed to do this," Fraser said, looking stricken. "You'd better have a key, you'd better not leave me in this class by myself and this has no bearing on any...three letter thing."

Deadpool paused. "No, Benton, I doubt cats have anything to do with this class. And of course I have a key!" A beat. "Somewhere."

Fraser looked even more stricken. It wasn't that he hadn't used handcuffs lately, it was just those times had been... not with Deadpool. "If you ate it, I'm going to be very unpleasant to you."

Awww.

Deadpool made a note to congratulate him on not blushing.

"I didn't eat anything," He said, suddenly snapping a cuff on one of Fraser's wrists. "Well, I did, but it was edible and made of delicious pastry."

"Please, not too tight," Fraser said, trying not to whine but he was wary of Deadpool using handcuffs on him. Very wary. "And no tearing my uniform once I am handcuffed. I need this uniform as it's my only one right now."

"Benton, please. There are impressionable children present. You're giving them the wrong idea here." He grinned at the class, waving the cuffs-- and Fraser's wrist-- about. "You have two options here-- well, three, kinda. If you're mean. Cuff them up front, in back, oooooor---"

He kicked behind Fraser's knee to force him to his knees, pulling his cuffed hand up and bent over his head.

"--you can be mean!"

Fraser suppressed a wince at both the arm wrenching and the sudden floor underneath his knees. "Was that really necessary? You couldn't just ask me to get on my knees? I would have!"

...

"Yoooou might wanna rethink that, Benny."

"Don't call me that," Fraser groused, not seeing how what he'd said was so bad. "It would've been a polite courtesy to ask me to get on my knees. I would have, you would have said thank you and I would have said you're welcome and it would have saved me a sore arm."

Fraser needed to shut up.

Yes, yes he did.

"I'll get you kneepads next time, okay?" Wade replied, letting go of his arm and fishing for the keys. "But it was an excellent example, right kids?" A beat. "This is the part where you clap."

Fraser, still grumbling, was too polite not to clap. So, he clapped one hand against one thigh. "Bravo. An excellent demonstration of handcuffing skills."

"I like to think so," Deadpool said, finding a small ring of keys. "Now, I want all you to split up into teams of two and practice this. I have keys here and... I'm not exactly sure what key goes with what hand cuff, so... have fun!"

Squinting at the ring, he frowned. "Probably should start on you."

"I will stay here all day until you find the key," Fraser threatened. "I will go home with you if I have to. I am not leaving your sight until you find the key to this handcuff."

"Impressionable!" Wade shouted.

[[OOC: Please wait for the OCD is up!]]

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Sign in

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

All bondage like!

Re: Sign in

[repeterpetrelli.livejournal.com]

Peter Petrelli

During the Lecture

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

...

Yes. It was totally a lecture.

Re: During the Lecture

[repeterpetrelli.livejournal.com]

Peter watched all of this and wondered if he should mention that he could use his powers to unlock things.

...

Naaaaaaah.

Re: During the Lecture

[intraspective]

Ino spent the entire lecture giggling madly.

Re: During the Lecture

[solo_sword]

Jaina was trying to pay attention in class. It just kind of wasn't happening. Even with all the handcuffing.

Re: During the Lecture

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

Certain parts of the Fraser & Deadpool show had Isabel facepalming.

Subtext much?

Re: During the Lecture

[time-flyer-5.livejournal.com]

. . . yeah, Jen just really had no idea what to make of all that.

Re: During the Lecture

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

John stared at the old people. They really had some chemistry.

Re: During the Lecture

[senor-chado.livejournal.com]

Chad rubbed the back of his neck a little. Something about this was just not feeling something suitable for him to be viewing over here, but he tried to pay attention, because it seemed....kind of... important underneath it all?

Re: During the Lecture

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

Annette paid rapt attention.

Re: During the Lecture

[wannabehunter]

Jo tilted her head as she watched.

A lot.

Re: During the Lecture

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

Yeah, handcuffs? Not that hard to get out of. Have paperclip, will pick locks.

Re: During the Lecture

[goodgirlmeg.livejournal.com]

Meg was way, way amused by this lecture.

Re: During the Lecture

[rebelheartalien.livejournal.com]

Michael watched the demonstration with raised eyebrows, having similar thoughts to Peter about how much locks worked on him.

Re: During the Lecture

[key-of-heart.livejournal.com]

Okay, so that was impressive. Too bad most of the people he fought, disappeared (literally) once he defeated them.

Re: During the Lecture

[princetragique.livejournal.com]

Tamaki found the lecture to be... frightening.

Play with the Handcuffs!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Groups of two, please!

Re: Play with the Handcuffs!

[repeterpetrelli.livejournal.com]

Peter looked around for a partner.

Re: Play with the Handcuffs!

[goodgirlmeg.livejournal.com]

Meg started fiddling around with the handcuffs as she waited for a partner.

Re: Play with the Handcuffs!

[wannabehunter]

Jo considered just pocketing the handcuffs.

For practice.

Yes.

That.

Talk to the TAs

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

When they ping in!

Re: Talk to the TAs

[key-of-heart.livejournal.com]

Sora was there!

With the keyblade that could unlock anything if people lost keys.

Talk to Fraser

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

When HE pings in.

Re: Talk to Fraser

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

Fraser was still there and be very cautious to make sure Wade didn't try to handcuff him to any doors or desk or students.

Talk to the Teacher

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

...no pinging in needed. WOO.

OOC

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Mmmm, handcuffs.

Re: OOC

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

CANADIANS in handcuffs.

Even better!