fandomhigh | Criminal Justice (As Taught By A Criminal) - Period 3

Today Deadpool was bouncy. For many reasons, but none of those were needed to be known by the wee students and their twisted little minds and stop picturing him naked, you sick sick little kids!

...ahem.

Anyway! He twirled a set of handcuffs gleefully, waiting for everyone to arrive. "Gooooood morning class! Today we have an exercise for you to do. And a very special guest to help demonstrate proper procedure." He glanced over at his wonder special crazy guest. "Isn't that right?"

"I can't believe I agreed to do this," Fraser said, looking stricken. "You'd better have a key, you'd better not leave me in this class by myself and this has no bearing on any...three letter thing."

Deadpool paused. "No, Benton, I doubt cats have anything to do with this class. And of course I have a key!" A beat. "Somewhere."

Fraser looked even more stricken. It wasn't that he hadn't used handcuffs lately, it was just those times had been... not with Deadpool. "If you ate it, I'm going to be very unpleasant to you."

Awww.

Deadpool made a note to congratulate him on not blushing.

"I didn't eat anything," He said, suddenly snapping a cuff on one of Fraser's wrists. "Well, I did, but it was edible and made of delicious pastry."

"Please, not too tight," Fraser said, trying not to whine but he was wary of Deadpool using handcuffs on him. Very wary. "And no tearing my uniform once I am handcuffed. I need this uniform as it's my only one right now."

"Benton, please. There are impressionable children present. You're giving them the wrong idea here." He grinned at the class, waving the cuffs-- and Fraser's wrist-- about. "You have two options here-- well, three, kinda. If you're mean. Cuff them up front, in back, oooooor---"

He kicked behind Fraser's knee to force him to his knees, pulling his cuffed hand up and bent over his head.

"--you can be mean!"

Fraser suppressed a wince at both the arm wrenching and the sudden floor underneath his knees. "Was that really necessary? You couldn't just ask me to get on my knees? I would have!"

...

"Yoooou might wanna rethink that, Benny."

"Don't call me that," Fraser groused, not seeing how what he'd said was so bad. "It would've been a polite courtesy to ask me to get on my knees. I would have, you would have said thank you and I would have said you're welcome and it would have saved me a sore arm."

Fraser needed to shut up.

Yes, yes he did.

"I'll get you kneepads next time, okay?" Wade replied, letting go of his arm and fishing for the keys. "But it was an excellent example, right kids?" A beat. "This is the part where you clap."

Fraser, still grumbling, was too polite not to clap. So, he clapped one hand against one thigh. "Bravo. An excellent demonstration of handcuffing skills."

"I like to think so," Deadpool said, finding a small ring of keys. "Now, I want all you to split up into teams of two and practice this. I have keys here and... I'm not exactly sure what key goes with what hand cuff, so... have fun!"

Squinting at the ring, he frowned. "Probably should start on you."

"I will stay here all day until you find the key," Fraser threatened. "I will go home with you if I have to. I am not leaving your sight until you find the key to this handcuff."

"Impressionable!" Wade shouted.

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He sighed, "It's like when all the Fandom weirdness attacks me. Afterwards, I need you to help be get back to normal."

A friend had helped him realize that these things work both ways.

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Somehow that hadn't ever occurred to her. This is because Jaina had problems. "You do?"

He nodded, "You make it less bad." He was only admitting this under the duress of being handcuffed and yelled at.

"Less bad," she said, eyebrows raised. And he was so close to getting unhandcuffed, too.

"I am never getting out of these cuffs, am I?" he asked. "Less bad is, you know, better."

"Should've said that to begin with," Jaina said, but she didn't really have any more questions. With that realization, the cuffs came undone without her using the key. Strictly speaking, she probably wasn't supposed to do that, but she wasn't supposed to take her boyfriend hostage in class, either.

"Thanks," he said, removing the cuffs from his wrists. "So, I explained okay?"

"I still don't get why you had to go see Victor," she said. "But otherwise..."

"...Yes?" He wasn't sure he could explain why he went to see Victor. It was just something he needed to do.

"It's an improvement," she said simply.

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He nodded. "That's a step in the right direction."

She tugged lightly at the handcuffs. "I feel like I should keep these, just in case."

He raised an eyebrow, "That's an interesting idea."

She raised an eyebrow right back. "For questioning purposes. It worked, didn't it?"

And no, she hadn't realized how it had sounded when she first said it.

"You know I'd have answered your questions without the cuffs," he pointed out.

"Would you?" she asked, not exactly believing that. "You're really hard to get stuff out of sometimes."

"Really?" he asked, surprised. Of course, she was right, he just hadn't noticed that about himself.

"Yeah," she said, nodding. Kind of a lot of nodding.

"Well, I'm sure if you ask me something I'd be more than willing to answer," he said. "But if I'm not, then you can get out the cuffs."

"So if I'd had these at the time of the breakfast comment..." Hey, look, actual teasing.

"Hey, it's the most important meal of the day," he teased back. "I have a lot of affection for breakfast."

"Aha, suddenly a lot of things become clearer..."

"I guess I'm still full of surprises," John smirked.

She actually smiled at that. "So I think we've successfully mastered the handcuffs."

"And you learned a new questioning technique," he replied. "Wanna meet up sometime this week?"

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