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Criminal Justice (As Taught By A Criminal) - Period 3 - Monday 02/11

Today Deadpool was bouncy. For many reasons, but none of those were needed to be known by the wee students and their twisted little minds and stop picturing him naked, you sick sick little kids!

...ahem.

Anyway! He twirled a set of handcuffs gleefully, waiting for everyone to arrive. "Gooooood morning class! Today we have an exercise for you to do. And a very special guest to help demonstrate proper procedure." He glanced over at his wonder special crazy guest. "Isn't that right?"

"I can't believe I agreed to do this," Fraser said, looking stricken. "You'd better have a key, you'd better not leave me in this class by myself and this has no bearing on any...three letter thing."

Deadpool paused. "No, Benton, I doubt cats have anything to do with this class. And of course I have a key!" A beat. "Somewhere."

Fraser looked even more stricken. It wasn't that he hadn't used handcuffs lately, it was just those times had been... not with Deadpool. "If you ate it, I'm going to be very unpleasant to you."

Awww.

Deadpool made a note to congratulate him on not blushing.

"I didn't eat anything," He said, suddenly snapping a cuff on one of Fraser's wrists. "Well, I did, but it was edible and made of delicious pastry."

"Please, not too tight," Fraser said, trying not to whine but he was wary of Deadpool using handcuffs on him. Very wary. "And no tearing my uniform once I am handcuffed. I need this uniform as it's my only one right now."

"Benton, please. There are impressionable children present. You're giving them the wrong idea here." He grinned at the class, waving the cuffs-- and Fraser's wrist-- about. "You have two options here-- well, three, kinda. If you're mean. Cuff them up front, in back, oooooor---"

He kicked behind Fraser's knee to force him to his knees, pulling his cuffed hand up and bent over his head.

"--you can be mean!"

Fraser suppressed a wince at both the arm wrenching and the sudden floor underneath his knees. "Was that really necessary? You couldn't just ask me to get on my knees? I would have!"

...

"Yoooou might wanna rethink that, Benny."

"Don't call me that," Fraser groused, not seeing how what he'd said was so bad. "It would've been a polite courtesy to ask me to get on my knees. I would have, you would have said thank you and I would have said you're welcome and it would have saved me a sore arm."

Fraser needed to shut up.

Yes, yes he did.

"I'll get you kneepads next time, okay?" Wade replied, letting go of his arm and fishing for the keys. "But it was an excellent example, right kids?" A beat. "This is the part where you clap."

Fraser, still grumbling, was too polite not to clap. So, he clapped one hand against one thigh. "Bravo. An excellent demonstration of handcuffing skills."

"I like to think so," Deadpool said, finding a small ring of keys. "Now, I want all you to split up into teams of two and practice this. I have keys here and... I'm not exactly sure what key goes with what hand cuff, so... have fun!"

Squinting at the ring, he frowned. "Probably should start on you."

"I will stay here all day until you find the key," Fraser threatened. "I will go home with you if I have to. I am not leaving your sight until you find the key to this handcuff."

"Impressionable!" Wade shouted.

[[OOC: ~~Please wait for the~~ OCD is up!]]

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Ino looked superior. "I don't normally ask."

"That's okay," Peter said. "I don't normally tell either."

She giggled. "Alright," Ino said, "just for that, you can get out of the cuffs without a key."

"Is that a challenge?" Peter asked. "Are we betting here?"

"... possibly," she eyed him, "what would the terms be if I said yes?"

"What are you willing to offer?" Peter replied.

Ino shrugged. "I'm pretty open really, nothing dangerous to someone else," which, you know, didn't include herself because hey, danger didn't bother her, "and... hm, that's about it. Name your price."

"Coffee?" Peter suggested. "Next week's class?"

"I can do coffee," Ino said with a grin, "not a problem at all."

"We got a deal?" Peter asked. He held out his hands. "Shake on it?"

She snickered at the idea of shaking hands with someone in cuffs but shook his hands dutifully. "Deal, I guess."

"Good."

With his hands still held out in front of him, Peter closed his eyes and concentrated. Within a moment the cuffs popped open and fell towards the ground.

Blink. Blink.

"That's not fair!" She pouted at him. She'd still pay up though, because a deal was a deal.

[Annnnd, I'm disappearing on errands for an hour or two. SP good?]

"You never specified how," Peter pointed out with a grin.

[ooc: totally fine!]

She stuck her tongue out at him. "That's still totally cheating!"

Peter stuck his tongue right back. "Nuh-uh. But you don't have to get me coffee. I knew the whole thing was fixed."

Ino lifted her chin stubbornly. "You're getting coffee. A deal's a deal."

And yes, she would argue with him about this.

"If you insist," Peter said, grinning.

"I do," she nodded, then grinned at him, "any specifics I should know about your coffee?"

"Surprise me," Peter said, waving a casual hand to indicate he'd drink pretty much anything. "Nothing with tabasco in it."

"... I wouldn't have even thought about tabasco in coffee," Ino assured him, "you're safe on that front."

"My friend Isabel is really into it," Peter said. "I don't pretend to understand."

"Michael's big sister?" Ino tilted her head, "That Isabel?" Not, mind, that she knew of another Isabel, but best to be sure.

Peter looked around then pointed out Isabel where she was sitting. "That Isabel."

"Yeah, that's Michael's big sister," Ino nodded, "she seems nice, but I know her brother better than her."

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