Detention: Saturday, May 26

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Jerry Sizzler and his sister, Jerry Sizzler, found their way to the Danger Room bright and early Saturday morning. They discovered the control panel and began pushing all sorts of buttons, and giggling like ... well. Like two clearly insane people, that's what.

There was a sign-up sheet near detention that was probably posted by someone not them, as it was coherent and legible.

Jim Ellison
Hermione Granger
Keladry of Mindelan
Sokka
Sam Winchester

When the students entered detention, they would probably notice that nearly the entire room was a rather bright shade of teal. Except for the slices of ham suspended from the ceiling. And the cube over in the corner that kept turning into a sphere, and back again, which was more of a reddish-pink. Along the back wall were two-foot-high letters wrapped in tinfoil, reading: SHINY. And every thirty seconds, a large drop of water fell from the center of the ceiling and landed on the floor, where it turned into a fish.

"Welcome to detention, pricks," said one Jerry.

"Yooooou have detention, you all have deteeeeeeeeention," sang the other, shimmying around.

"You have broken the rules and must be punished."

"Yes! For that is how we do things here in West Greenway!"

"We have programmed this room to take you to your complete and utter doom!"

"None will escape alive! None of you!"

"Except of course for you." Jerry pointed at one student randomly.

"Yes, of course. The Chosen One." The other Jerry nodded.

Both bowed.

"Now! Enter our pit of fighting and doom! Do it or die, you prrrrrrrrricks!"

Both Jerries laughed evilly. More crazily than evilly, really.

Welcome to Detention ... with the Jerries.



(You know the drill, babies, the OCD's a-comin' It's up. Detention is now in session.)

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SIGN IN!

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Do it now! Use any name you'd like! Name your favorite tune, or cut of beef!

Re: SIGN IN!

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

Her Ladyship Miss Flank Steak, ArchDukeChancellor of Town

Boggle, Weep, Fear for your Sanity

[sizzler-sisters.livejournal.com]

Are you the Chosen One? Maybe just snag some of that ham. Mmmm. Ham.

Re: Boggle, Weep, Fear for your Sanity

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

Sokka's mouth was watering. "Dude, is that real ham or Danger Room ham?" He jumped up, trying to snag some of that ham. Mmmm. Ham.

Re: Boggle, Weep, Fear for your Sanity

[likethegun]

Sam really, really hated the detention lottery right now.

He was hungry, but not hungry enough to eat questionable Danger Shop ham.

Re: Boggle, Weep, Fear for your Sanity

[smartestone]

Hermione's just staring. Because seriously

Activity 1: Appease the Archduke Mayor!

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The danger room was still that interesting shade of teal, but there were now rows and rows of vegetable carts added in with the ham, and the SHINY, and the cube. Most of the vegetable carts had vegetables in them, but a few had batteries, some had hair ties, and a few had I LIKE IKE memorabilia. There was a large plush monkey in the back of the room, holding a cup in its hands, and a perfectly ordinary puppy napping in one corner.

"Greetings and salutations of expediency!" announced a young man who stepped into the room, bowing. He probably looked oddly familiar to most of you. "I am indeed the high Chancellor of Mexifinway, His Honor the Archduke. I require and obsequiate new donkeys, for mine have run away. Many of the verbiages I utilize are confusing, and long! I articulate in a sophisticated manner becoming of my birth. And you shall fetch for me what I ask, or I shall have at thee with my militia of socks!"

Activity number one: get His Grace those donkeys, won't you?

Re: Activity 1: Appease the Archduke Mayor!

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

"Greetings and salutations, Mister Archduke!"

Donkeys? Sokka knew from donkeys.

"I'm terribly sorry, but the donkeys drowned."

Re: Activity 1: Appease the Archduke Mayor!

[likethegun]

Sam looked around, unsure about whether or not there would be real donkeys involved in this scenario. "Um. Do you know where your donkeys ran away to? Or do you want completely new ones? Uh, sir."

Re: Activity 1: Appease the Archduke Mayor!

[smartestone]

Hermione hears the repeated word 'donkeys' and says, "And now I know who I talked to on the phone."

Re: Activity 1: Appease the Archduke Mayor!

[sensitivejim.livejournal.com]

"You want the donkeys, get the damn donkeys yourself."

Yes, Jim is in a pleasant and cheerful mood today.

Activity 2: Select a Doorway and Encounter Your DOOM!

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For activity number two, you are handed a slip of paper and asked to select a door from those magically appearing in front of you. They all look exactly the same. However shall you choose?

Activity number two: select a door and shut it behind you, and your encounter will be revealed, along with what's on that pesky slip of paper.

Re: Activity 2: Select a Doorway and Encounter Your DOOM!

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Door. Paper.

Sokka peered though a door anxiously, not sure if he wanted to see what the Jerries came up with. He winced a little as he shut it behind him, and looked around.

Re: Activity 2: Select a Doorway and Encounter Your DOOM!

[likethegun]

Sam picked the door closest to him, sighing as he let it shut. Not that he was nervous about what would be inside or anything.

Re: Activity 2: Select a Doorway and Encounter Your DOOM!

[smartestone]

Frowning at the paper, Hermione closes one of the doors behind her.

Re: Activity 2: Select a Doorway and Encounter Your DOOM!

[sensitivejim.livejournal.com]

Jim sighed but chose a door. He wasn't sure mouthing off to Squall was worth this.

Lunch!

[sizzler-sisters.livejournal.com]

Somehow, completely by mistake I assure you, lunch is perfectly normal. There is a large table with pizza, breadsticks, salad, and related sandwiches, and a nicely moddable selection of drinks.

Enjoy your lunch, won't you?

Re: Lunch!

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

FOOD!

Sokka was all over that like a food-eating thing.

Re: Lunch!

[smartestone]

Hermione's just going to cling to this one little bit of normalcy in her day, thanks.

Activity 3: Your Head! Save It!

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The danger room shimmers and is replaced with a perfectly normal street in what appears to be a random city. Possibly Toronto.

There is a man sitting in a folding chair in front of you, and he is ...

"Crush! Crush! I am crushing your head! Do not attempt to fight it because your head is crushed!"

Activity 3: save your head from certain doom!

Re: Activity 3: Your Head! Save It!

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

Sokka stared at the funny man. And then rolled his eyes. "No, you're not."

Re: Activity 3: Your Head! Save It!

[smartestone]

Hermione's back to blinking. "You're not touching my head."

Activity 4: Doorways Again?

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Yes. Only this time, all of the doorways are covered in blinking VCR displays, gold chains, and tubes of lipstick.

Still.

Activity 4: pick a door, read your paper, encounter your doom. Possibly not-so-doom. Possibly not very doomy at all. But probably doom.

Re: Activity 4: Doorways Again?

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

Ignoring the paper and doors for the moment, Sokka tugged at the gold chains, hoping to pull off a few to wear.

Bonus Activity: Isn't Detention Over?

[sizzler-sisters.livejournal.com]

It's certainly supposed to be. You're free to go!

Well, if you can convince the Jerries to let you go.

Good luck with that.

Re: Bonus Activity: Isn't Detention Over?

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

Yes, well Sokka's walking towards the door.

OOC

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Be gentle, darlings, it's my first time.

Many thanks to ihatedenmark for letting me swipe Hamlet, and to themountieman for helpful tips and tricks, to everyone who had to listen to me flail on IM, and of course to you, the viewers who support PBS. We couldn't survive without your donations, you know.

Re: OOC

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