http://sizzler-sisters.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] sizzler-sisters.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2007-05-26 10:12 am
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Detention: Saturday, May 26

Jerry Sizzler and his sister, Jerry Sizzler, found their way to the Danger Room bright and early Saturday morning. They discovered the control panel and began pushing all sorts of buttons, and giggling like ... well. Like two clearly insane people, that's what.

There was a sign-up sheet near detention that was probably posted by someone not them, as it was coherent and legible.

Jim Ellison
Hermione Granger
Keladry of Mindelan
Sokka
Sam Winchester


When the students entered detention, they would probably notice that nearly the entire room was a rather bright shade of teal. Except for the slices of ham suspended from the ceiling. And the cube over in the corner that kept turning into a sphere, and back again, which was more of a reddish-pink. Along the back wall were two-foot-high letters wrapped in tinfoil, reading: SHINY. And every thirty seconds, a large drop of water fell from the center of the ceiling and landed on the floor, where it turned into a fish.

"Welcome to detention, pricks," said one Jerry.

"Yooooou have detention, you all have deteeeeeeeeention," sang the other, shimmying around.

"You have broken the rules and must be punished."

"Yes! For that is how we do things here in West Greenway!"

"We have programmed this room to take you to your complete and utter doom!"

"None will escape alive! None of you!"

"Except of course for you." Jerry pointed at one student randomly.

"Yes, of course. The Chosen One." The other Jerry nodded.

Both bowed.

"Now! Enter our pit of fighting and doom! Do it or die, you prrrrrrrrricks!"

Both Jerries laughed evilly. More crazily than evilly, really.

Welcome to Detention ... with the Jerries.



(You know the drill, babies, the OCD's a-comin' It's up. Detention is now in session.)

Re: Boggle, Weep, Fear for your Sanity

[identity profile] sensitivejim.livejournal.com 2007-05-26 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
"God, I hope so."

Re: Boggle, Weep, Fear for your Sanity

[identity profile] sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com 2007-05-26 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
"No, they're great!" Sokka said, nudging both Hermione and Jim and taking another bite of ham. "They're completely insane. It's fun."

Re: Boggle, Weep, Fear for your Sanity

[identity profile] sensitivejim.livejournal.com 2007-05-26 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
"Fun?"

Re: Boggle, Weep, Fear for your Sanity

[identity profile] sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com 2007-05-26 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
"Seriously, dude, relax a little. They are NUTS. It's sort of like television."

Re: Boggle, Weep, Fear for your Sanity

[identity profile] sensitivejim.livejournal.com 2007-05-27 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
"What kind of television do you watch?" Jim grumbled, scowling.

Re: Boggle, Weep, Fear for your Sanity

[identity profile] sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com 2007-05-27 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
"... The good kind. You probably watch something boring, don't you? Like the Gardening Channel?"

Re: Boggle, Weep, Fear for your Sanity

[identity profile] sensitivejim.livejournal.com 2007-05-27 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
"The Gardening Channel?" Jim watched Spike. Duh.

Re: Boggle, Weep, Fear for your Sanity

[identity profile] sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com 2007-05-27 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
"Well, I don't know," Sokka snarked. "Something boring, anyway. These two are like some sort of really weird comedy routine. How can you not LOVE it???"

Re: Boggle, Weep, Fear for your Sanity

[identity profile] sensitivejim.livejournal.com 2007-05-27 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
"They're insane."

Re: Boggle, Weep, Fear for your Sanity

[identity profile] sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com 2007-05-27 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
"That's... what I said," Sokka pointed out. And yet this guy was not loving it. He shrugged.