http://sizzler-sisters.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] sizzler-sisters.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2007-05-26 10:12 am
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Detention: Saturday, May 26

Jerry Sizzler and his sister, Jerry Sizzler, found their way to the Danger Room bright and early Saturday morning. They discovered the control panel and began pushing all sorts of buttons, and giggling like ... well. Like two clearly insane people, that's what.

There was a sign-up sheet near detention that was probably posted by someone not them, as it was coherent and legible.

Jim Ellison
Hermione Granger
Keladry of Mindelan
Sokka
Sam Winchester


When the students entered detention, they would probably notice that nearly the entire room was a rather bright shade of teal. Except for the slices of ham suspended from the ceiling. And the cube over in the corner that kept turning into a sphere, and back again, which was more of a reddish-pink. Along the back wall were two-foot-high letters wrapped in tinfoil, reading: SHINY. And every thirty seconds, a large drop of water fell from the center of the ceiling and landed on the floor, where it turned into a fish.

"Welcome to detention, pricks," said one Jerry.

"Yooooou have detention, you all have deteeeeeeeeention," sang the other, shimmying around.

"You have broken the rules and must be punished."

"Yes! For that is how we do things here in West Greenway!"

"We have programmed this room to take you to your complete and utter doom!"

"None will escape alive! None of you!"

"Except of course for you." Jerry pointed at one student randomly.

"Yes, of course. The Chosen One." The other Jerry nodded.

Both bowed.

"Now! Enter our pit of fighting and doom! Do it or die, you prrrrrrrrricks!"

Both Jerries laughed evilly. More crazily than evilly, really.

Welcome to Detention ... with the Jerries.



(You know the drill, babies, the OCD's a-comin' It's up. Detention is now in session.)

Re: Activity 4: Doorways Again?

[personal profile] smartestone 2007-05-27 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
Hermione frowns at the paper, and asks the blonde, "Are you Tammy? You're needed onstage, please."

Re: Activity 4: Doorways Again?

[personal profile] smartestone 2007-05-27 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
"Well, if you go onstage, you won't be bored anymore," Hermione points out.

Re: Activity 4: Doorways Again?

[personal profile] smartestone 2007-05-27 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
Hermione purses her lips. "So try something not boring onstage. Give them something new."

As she says it, she realizes this can go so wrong.

Re: Activity 4: Doorways Again?

[personal profile] smartestone 2007-05-27 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
"You can..."

Okay, these people are all out of their minds. Might as well give her something she might understand.

"Juggle cats."

They wouldn't be real cats, right?