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Detention: Saturday, May 26
Jerry Sizzler and his sister, Jerry Sizzler, found their way to the Danger Room bright and early Saturday morning. They discovered the control panel and began pushing all sorts of buttons, and giggling like ... well. Like two clearly insane people, that's what.
There was a sign-up sheet near detention that was probably posted by someone not them, as it was coherent and legible.
Jim Ellison
Hermione Granger
Keladry of Mindelan
Sokka
Sam Winchester
When the students entered detention, they would probably notice that nearly the entire room was a rather bright shade of teal. Except for the slices of ham suspended from the ceiling. And the cube over in the corner that kept turning into a sphere, and back again, which was more of a reddish-pink. Along the back wall were two-foot-high letters wrapped in tinfoil, reading: SHINY. And every thirty seconds, a large drop of water fell from the center of the ceiling and landed on the floor, where it turned into a fish.
"Welcome to detention, pricks," said one Jerry.
"Yooooou have detention, you all have deteeeeeeeeention," sang the other, shimmying around.
"You have broken the rules and must be punished."
"Yes! For that is how we do things here in West Greenway!"
"We have programmed this room to take you to your complete and utter doom!"
"None will escape alive! None of you!"
"Except of course for you." Jerry pointed at one student randomly.
"Yes, of course. The Chosen One." The other Jerry nodded.
Both bowed.
"Now! Enter our pit of fighting and doom! Do it or die, you prrrrrrrrricks!"
Both Jerries laughed evilly. More crazily than evilly, really.
Welcome to Detention ... with the Jerries.
(You know the drill, babies, the OCD's a-comin' It's up. Detention is now in session.)
There was a sign-up sheet near detention that was probably posted by someone not them, as it was coherent and legible.
Keladry of Mindelan
When the students entered detention, they would probably notice that nearly the entire room was a rather bright shade of teal. Except for the slices of ham suspended from the ceiling. And the cube over in the corner that kept turning into a sphere, and back again, which was more of a reddish-pink. Along the back wall were two-foot-high letters wrapped in tinfoil, reading: SHINY. And every thirty seconds, a large drop of water fell from the center of the ceiling and landed on the floor, where it turned into a fish.
"Welcome to detention, pricks," said one Jerry.
"Yooooou have detention, you all have deteeeeeeeeention," sang the other, shimmying around.
"You have broken the rules and must be punished."
"Yes! For that is how we do things here in West Greenway!"
"We have programmed this room to take you to your complete and utter doom!"
"None will escape alive! None of you!"
"Except of course for you." Jerry pointed at one student randomly.
"Yes, of course. The Chosen One." The other Jerry nodded.
Both bowed.
"Now! Enter our pit of fighting and doom! Do it or die, you prrrrrrrrricks!"
Both Jerries laughed evilly. More crazily than evilly, really.
Welcome to Detention ... with the Jerries.
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Bonus Activity: Isn't Detention Over?
Well, if you can convince the Jerries to let you go.
Good luck with that.
Re: Bonus Activity: Isn't Detention Over?
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"Jerry! He's trying to escape!" cried the other.
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"I... brought you guys a present? But I left it outside? So I have to go get it?"
Re: Bonus Activity: Isn't Detention Over?
They ask a question which might be seen as ominous, if you didn't recall that all of today's detention came from their demented minds.
"Is it ... gravel and grubs, Jerry?"
Re: Bonus Activity: Isn't Detention Over?
Okay, Sokka might not have recalled that, which is why he's freaking out and flailing.
Re: Bonus Activity: Isn't Detention Over?
But they're always up for that.
"IT'S A MADHOUSE, JERRY!"
"A MAAAAAAAAAAAADHOUSE!"
"A MAAAAAAAAAADHOUSE!"
They run around in circles, flailing and screaming.
Re: Bonus Activity: Isn't Detention Over?
He ran around in circles some more, and then headed for the door again.
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It was a thing.
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"Jerry! He is trying to escape!" yelled the other.
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"Jerry! What if he escapes!"
"Jerry! It will be a maaaaaaaaaaaadhouse!"
"A maaaaaaaaaaadhouse!"
And running in circles. That too.
Re: Bonus Activity: Isn't Detention Over?
He walked out.