Stabbing People for Fun and Profit: Mercenary Work for Beginners, Monday, Period 4

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Deadpool? Still overly excited about teaching this subject. Like a giddy school girl even.

Though that put images of himself in a little plaid miniskirt and, while hot, was not something he wanted to think about. Ever. (But the knee socks would compliment the look so wonderfully!)

He hated his brain sometimes.

Once the kiddies (And Turtles! And Space Pirates!) were all there, he settles in for some real, honest to goodness teaching. Real. Totally.

"I'm hiring you kids for your first jobs today," Deadpool said, grinning like a lunatic, so basically just his normal grin. "Your payment will be a good grade and a start on your reputation as a mercenary. But mostly just my happiness over a job well done. I might even bring pastries for those who completed the task well, but only for them. People who fail get to watch the others eat delicious baked goods and wish they could have some, but they can't. Nuh-uh!"

He shook his head before going off about yummy desserts more. "Your job, should you chose to accept and I'm not really giving you a choice about it because I'm a mean horrible teacher and it's fun, is to torment Aly as much as humanly possible."

With that said, he engaged in some nice, healthy, relaxing, maniacal laughter. Like ya do.

"Break up into groups of two or three and brainstorm the ideas, once you have something, Let me know and we'll work something."

[[ooc: Please wait for OCD is up! Have at it! And I will explain the assignment in the OOC, if'n you need.]]

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Sign in

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Like your life depends on it. Who knows, it just might.

Re: Sign in

[sixstandingby.livejournal.com]

Gavin Darklighter

Re: Sign in

[jedi-qui.livejournal.com]

Qui-Gon Jinn

During the Lecture

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

It wasn't really so much of a lecture as... Deadpool being insane, but you can try to take notes if you wanted.

Re: During the Lecture

[cantjossme.livejournal.com]

Mel was busy taking notes. Really. She wasn't spending her time looking at a certain firebender and then looking away whenever he might (if ever) look at her.

Re: During the Lecture

[thebluespirit.livejournal.com]

Which would be good because Zuko would have no reason to keep an eye on Mel. Really, it wasn't like anything happened.

Re: During the Lecture

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

Sokka waved his hand wildly.

"Is Aly the one who helped Hades with the game things? Because she seemed ni-- uh. I mean, is TOTALLY GOING DOWN!!!"

Break into Groups

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

And plan, plan like you've never planned before!

Re: Break into Groups

[sixstandingby.livejournal.com]

Gavin was usually the one getting pranked. He had no idea how to do this.

Re: Break into Groups

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

Seely started thinking up hideously convoluted plans he had little intention of following through on.

Re: Break into Groups

[im-fullmetal.livejournal.com]

Ed pondered. And wondered if this would count for John's class too.

Re: Break into Groups

[blackmagic-eve.livejournal.com]

Eve looked around, trying to find someone to work with.

Re: Break into Groups

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

Alec was brainstorming. This involved a) doodling, b) getting distracted by his classmates (http://community.livejournal.com/fandomhigh/1374906.html?thread=82683066#t82683066) and c) wondering what Dean would do, since he was a lot better at the pranking thing than Alec was.

Re: Break into Groups

[sound-loyalty.livejournal.com]

Kabuto really preferred to work alone unless Deadpool made it mandatory to partner up. He took out his deck of cards, selecting two from the stack and going over the information that each displayed. One was of Aly, and the other of Deadpool.

Talk to the Teacher

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

He's there. Looking very smug.

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

Sometime during a break in construction work, Fraser, hard hat in hand, finds his way into Deadpool's classroom.

"You're lucky I don't have you arrested." Because Fraser didn't really know that wouldn't intimidate someone like Deadpool.

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[thebluespirit.livejournal.com]

"No."

That would be Zuko's final answer to that assignment.

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[bound2blade.livejournal.com]

Setsuna had taken a good few minutes considering such an assignment, and decided to approach Deadpool with that matter first, other business later.

"I would like to claim personal involvement as a reason for not engaging in this assignment, please," she told him. "I'd hope you'd agree that a mercenary should never take a job that they feel compromises their personal interest or damages already established networks, and I feel that 'annoying' Alianne-sensei would do just that. I'm afraid the payment of baked goods is not nearly enough to cover to cost of my relationship with Alianne-sensei."

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[willbedone.livejournal.com]

Willow stopped by sometime near the end of class and waited for Deadpool to have a free moment.

She was holding something behind her back.

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

Alec eventually wandered over to Deadpool. "Hey, so, what's the scoop on Aly? I mean, all I know is she likes exploding things and thought it was funny when I turned into a goat."

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[bookyeve.livejournal.com]

Evie's here to annoy Professor Deadpool. She has until Wednesday to accomplish it, but beginning with a small insult like Mr. Crichton said is a good way to start.

"Professor Deadpool? I am here to say something to you." She tried to work up some ire to make this easier, but really. Why can't she have Sokka or someone here to help?

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[turtle-toughguy.livejournal.com]

"I don't do groups." Total lie. He did do groups, just so long as they were his brothers or Casey Jones. But he was okay with lying. "Are you talking tormenting with pain or the no broken bones variety?"

OOC

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

The assignment is totally voluntary, and yes, Aly-mun is on board with it.

She'll ping below this in a second to figure out what and when the revenge can happen.

Re: OOC

[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

*pings in as requested*

I'm good with...just about anything. :D

Aly, however, will totally be of the blaming of Wade on this one so won't be upset with your characters unless something goes crazy bad and I'd give you OOC warning about that.

Re: OOC

[dr-jwilsonmd.livejournal.com]

Though that put images of himself in a little plaid miniskirt and, while hot, was not something he wanted to think about. Ever. (But the knee socks would compliment the look so wonderfully!)

Between that icon (YOU KNOW WHICH ONE) of Deadpool's and this I don't think there is enough brain bleach in all of Fandom to help my mental images today.