fandomhigh | Stabbing People for Fun and Profit: Mercenary Work for Beginners, Monday, Period 4

Deadpool? Still overly excited about teaching this subject. Like a giddy school girl even.

Though that put images of himself in a little plaid miniskirt and, while hot, was not something he wanted to think about. Ever. (But the knee socks would compliment the look so wonderfully!)

He hated his brain sometimes.

Once the kiddies (And Turtles! And Space Pirates!) were all there, he settles in for some real, honest to goodness teaching. Real. Totally.

"I'm hiring you kids for your first jobs today," Deadpool said, grinning like a lunatic, so basically just his normal grin. "Your payment will be a good grade and a start on your reputation as a mercenary. But mostly just my happiness over a job well done. I might even bring pastries for those who completed the task well, but only for them. People who fail get to watch the others eat delicious baked goods and wish they could have some, but they can't. Nuh-uh!"

He shook his head before going off about yummy desserts more. "Your job, should you chose to accept and I'm not really giving you a choice about it because I'm a mean horrible teacher and it's fun, is to torment Aly as much as humanly possible."

With that said, he engaged in some nice, healthy, relaxing, maniacal laughter. Like ya do.

"Break up into groups of two or three and brainstorm the ideas, once you have something, Let me know and we'll work something."

[[ooc: ~~Please wait for~~ OCD is up! Have at it! And I will explain the assignment in the OOC, if'n you need.]]

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Sure it made sense. Even in the middle of class.

He had to make sure she wouldn't run off to kiss another random guy.

He frowned a little at the thought and his arm went around her waist as he pressed closer.

And now was a good time for Deadpool to throw pieces of balled up paper at them.

"Save it for the cabins! Or at the very least, for when I can't see you two go at it like angry minks."

He might have been able to ignore the paper balls, but Zuko jumped back as Deadpool spoke and he remembered where he was.

"Stop throwing stuff at me," he growled, because that was the best reply to give a teacher.

"Fine. I'm just going to go somewhere else to plot my prank on this Aly person," Mel announced. "Perhaps behind the shack. In fifteen minutes."

Deadpool smirked at Zuko. "Awww, young love."

Zuko threw Deadpool a look. "I got to go tell her I'm not pranking Aly."

"You will if you don't want a certain matchmaking spy to find out about your little impromptu make out session in my class," Deadpool replied airily.

"You can't do that!" Zuko argued.

"Wanna bet?"

Hello! Teacher!

Zuko scowled at Deadpool. "She won't believe you."

"Why not?" Deadpool asked gleefully. "She's not some crazy powerful telepath, but she's pretty good at figuring out when I'm lying."

Not that a telepath could really get into his head anyway.

Zuko's face was going to get stuck, really.

"She doesn't need to know about this."

It was adorable though. Almost made him want to hug the kid.

"And that's a very good reason to help you girlfriend plan revenge on her."

"She's..." Zuko stopped as he didn't feel like having Mel kiss another guy in class. "I have nothing to avenge with Aly."

"Well, you won't as long as you do this and I don't inform her about you r tryst in my class."

Logic. Finally working with him and not against him.

"Why don't you do your own dirty jobs?" Zuko growled.

"One, this is more fun. Two, it's good practice for you kids to go up against Aly. And three, did I mention it's fun?"

"Fine," Zuko agreed even as he didn't think it would be all that much fun... Then again. "I'll pull a prank."

"I knew you'd come around!"

Zuko made a face, then realised that Mel had told him to meet her.

"I've got to go plan now," he said urgently.

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