fandomhigh | Stabbing People for Fun and Profit: Mercenary Work for Beginners, Monday, Period 4

Deadpool? Still overly excited about teaching this subject. Like a giddy school girl even.

Though that put images of himself in a little plaid miniskirt and, while hot, was not something he wanted to think about. Ever. (But the knee socks would compliment the look so wonderfully!)

He hated his brain sometimes.

Once the kiddies (And Turtles! And Space Pirates!) were all there, he settles in for some real, honest to goodness teaching. Real. Totally.

"I'm hiring you kids for your first jobs today," Deadpool said, grinning like a lunatic, so basically just his normal grin. "Your payment will be a good grade and a start on your reputation as a mercenary. But mostly just my happiness over a job well done. I might even bring pastries for those who completed the task well, but only for them. People who fail get to watch the others eat delicious baked goods and wish they could have some, but they can't. Nuh-uh!"

He shook his head before going off about yummy desserts more. "Your job, should you chose to accept and I'm not really giving you a choice about it because I'm a mean horrible teacher and it's fun, is to torment Aly as much as humanly possible."

With that said, he engaged in some nice, healthy, relaxing, maniacal laughter. Like ya do.

"Break up into groups of two or three and brainstorm the ideas, once you have something, Let me know and we'll work something."

[[ooc: ~~Please wait for~~ OCD is up! Have at it! And I will explain the assignment in the OOC, if'n you need.]]

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Well, Setsuna did feel a little bit of pride in being designated experienced enough in the field to garner herself that 'voluntary' position, but her reluctance to ever be cooperative with Deadpool was strong. "What would be required of me as a TA?"

YES! He knew she'd fall for it!

"Keeping the noobs in line and make sure they don't kill themselves when we get to the weapons part of the class."

"I believe I could certainly do that, yes," Setsuna said after another moment of consideration. "Although...I do have a favour to ask of you, Deadpool. So, perhaps, if you could do just this one teeny tiny little thing, I'll consider even doing this TA job with minimal complaint."

"And that favour is?"

Setsuna shrugged a shoulder. "Only for you to sign a permission slip so that Ami and I can get into the Special Collections."

Deadpool paused, looking at her carefully.

"For what? Because the last time I let someone do this, they tried to break reality."

Setsuna paused, also, looking at him with one of her eyes closed, as she does when people seem to be talking crazy.

"Uhhh, no. Just basic research; nothing in the main library seemed to have much that we were looking for, so we were hoping there might be something more complex in the Special Collections. We're not trying to break reality, just tap into her inner warrior spirit."

He wasn't crazy! ...about this at least.

Shut up.

"OKay, as long as you don't end up making her a psycho killer or a kitten."

Pause.

"I make no guarantees. But I shall try my best."

Especially about the psycho killer thing. They were working really hard on that part already. But a neko Ami-chan? KAWAIIII!

Deadpool thought about it and then nodded. "Okay, go ahead then."

She nodded. "Thank you," Setsuna said, extracting out whatever crazy paperwork needed Deadpool's John Handcock, which might also possibly potentially be copied for later use.

...That totally meant she was actually learning from him, really....

Which Deadpool then signed, though it might look more like a random bit of squiggles rather than a signature.

"Remember, no killing or kittens."

Setsuna nodded and tucked the slip away again. "I'll do my best."

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