Stabbing People for Fun and Profit: Mercenary Work for Beginners, Monday, Period 4

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Deadpool? Still overly excited about teaching this subject. Like a giddy school girl even.

Though that put images of himself in a little plaid miniskirt and, while hot, was not something he wanted to think about. Ever. (But the knee socks would compliment the look so wonderfully!)

He hated his brain sometimes.

Once the kiddies (And Turtles! And Space Pirates!) were all there, he settles in for some real, honest to goodness teaching. Real. Totally.

"I'm hiring you kids for your first jobs today," Deadpool said, grinning like a lunatic, so basically just his normal grin. "Your payment will be a good grade and a start on your reputation as a mercenary. But mostly just my happiness over a job well done. I might even bring pastries for those who completed the task well, but only for them. People who fail get to watch the others eat delicious baked goods and wish they could have some, but they can't. Nuh-uh!"

He shook his head before going off about yummy desserts more. "Your job, should you chose to accept and I'm not really giving you a choice about it because I'm a mean horrible teacher and it's fun, is to torment Aly as much as humanly possible."

With that said, he engaged in some nice, healthy, relaxing, maniacal laughter. Like ya do.

"Break up into groups of two or three and brainstorm the ideas, once you have something, Let me know and we'll work something."

[[ooc: Please wait for OCD is up! Have at it! And I will explain the assignment in the OOC, if'n you need.]]

Comments

Re: Break into Groups

[im-fullmetal.livejournal.com]

Ed pondered. And wondered if this would count for John's class too.

Re: Break into Groups

[snow-white-boy.livejournal.com]

"Do you need someone to work with?" Haku offered tilting his head curiously at Ed, in a very effeminate way.

Re: Break into Groups

[im-fullmetal.livejournal.com]

"Sure thing," Edward said with a nod. "Hey, I'm Edward."

Re: Break into Groups

[snow-white-boy.livejournal.com]

"Haku," the feminine ninja nodded back and took a seat. "Any ideas on what to do?" He had a few but Haku really had no experience with 'pranking'.

Re: Break into Groups

[im-fullmetal.livejournal.com]

Ed thought for a bit. "I wish we knew a bit more about the teacher. Maybe we could swindle her into something."

Re: Break into Groups

[snow-white-boy.livejournal.com]

"I'm in her explosions class," Haku offered. "But she doesn't seem the kind to be swindled. Perhaps a trap of some sort?"

Re: Break into Groups

[im-fullmetal.livejournal.com]

"Do you know anything about traps?" Edward asked.

Re: Break into Groups

[snow-white-boy.livejournal.com]

"A little," Haku smiled impishly and leaned his chin on his hand. "Though they're mostly fairly primitive involving ropes which are easy to hide in a forest, but there would be no garuntee that we wouldn't catch anyone else."