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Deadpool? Still overly excited about teaching this subject. Like a giddy school girl even.

Though that put images of himself in a little plaid miniskirt and, while hot, was not something he wanted to think about. Ever. (But the knee socks would compliment the look so wonderfully!)

He hated his brain sometimes.

Once the kiddies (And Turtles! And Space Pirates!) were all there, he settles in for some real, honest to goodness teaching. Real. Totally.

"I'm hiring you kids for your first jobs today," Deadpool said, grinning like a lunatic, so basically just his normal grin. "Your payment will be a good grade and a start on your reputation as a mercenary. But mostly just my happiness over a job well done. I might even bring pastries for those who completed the task well, but only for them. People who fail get to watch the others eat delicious baked goods and wish they could have some, but they can't. Nuh-uh!"

He shook his head before going off about yummy desserts more. "Your job, should you chose to accept and I'm not really giving you a choice about it because I'm a mean horrible teacher and it's fun, is to torment Aly as much as humanly possible."

With that said, he engaged in some nice, healthy, relaxing, maniacal laughter. Like ya do.

"Break up into groups of two or three and brainstorm the ideas, once you have something, Let me know and we'll work something."

[[ooc: ~~Please wait for~~ OCD is up! Have at it! And I will explain the assignment in the OOC, if'n you need.]]

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"Sure," Gavin said. "I don't really know how to prank people though."

"It's not exactly high on my list of skills either," Qui-Gon admitted. "Pranking is one of those things that tends to get frowned over at the Temple."

Gavin nodded, saying, "I was usually the person who got teased. I never got to tease back. Never really had the time."

"I... may have taken part in certain.... events. Every now and then," Qui-Gon admitted. "Completely under the radar and always for a good reason." He glanced at Deadpool. "I'm just not certain this is a good reason."

"I agree," Gavin said. "I don't know if I want to prank someone who teaches a class about exploding things."

"My problem has more to do with whether she deserves it. Or if this is more along the lines of our teacher's 'kick puppies' example last week."

Gavin made a face. "That too. I'm in her class tomorrow. I could...ask if she deserves it?"

"That could indeed be helpful. And... perhaps I can do some legwork and ask others about her."

Nodding his agreement, he said, "And if she's found not to deserve it?"

Qui-Gon gave a slightly speculative smile. "Perhaps the assignment would need a different target."

Something he hadn't thought of. "Any ideas?"

Qui-Gon's gaze went to Deadpool meaningfully.

Following his gaze, he nodded subtly. "For the kicking puppies questions alone."

"Perhaps, in keeping with the class subject, we should offer our services to this Aly."

"I have her class tomorrow," Gavin said. "I could ask her then, maybe?"

Qui-Gon nodded. "Or at least set up a meeting with her in a neutral location."

"Even better," Gavin said, nodding. "So Professor Deadpool doesn't find out."

"Exactly."

"I'll ask her tomorrow," Gavin said. "See what she says."

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