Stabbing People for Fun and Profit: Mercenary Work for Beginners, Monday, Period 4

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Deadpool? Still overly excited about teaching this subject. Like a giddy school girl even.

Though that put images of himself in a little plaid miniskirt and, while hot, was not something he wanted to think about. Ever. (But the knee socks would compliment the look so wonderfully!)

He hated his brain sometimes.

Once the kiddies (And Turtles! And Space Pirates!) were all there, he settles in for some real, honest to goodness teaching. Real. Totally.

"I'm hiring you kids for your first jobs today," Deadpool said, grinning like a lunatic, so basically just his normal grin. "Your payment will be a good grade and a start on your reputation as a mercenary. But mostly just my happiness over a job well done. I might even bring pastries for those who completed the task well, but only for them. People who fail get to watch the others eat delicious baked goods and wish they could have some, but they can't. Nuh-uh!"

He shook his head before going off about yummy desserts more. "Your job, should you chose to accept and I'm not really giving you a choice about it because I'm a mean horrible teacher and it's fun, is to torment Aly as much as humanly possible."

With that said, he engaged in some nice, healthy, relaxing, maniacal laughter. Like ya do.

"Break up into groups of two or three and brainstorm the ideas, once you have something, Let me know and we'll work something."

[[ooc: Please wait for OCD is up! Have at it! And I will explain the assignment in the OOC, if'n you need.]]

Comments

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Deadpool looked at her and then back at Zuko. "You sure? Because there's just so much UST there." Pause. "Not to mention the kissing on the radio. You horndog, you."

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[thebluespirit.livejournal.com]

More twitching.

"THERE WAS NO KISSING!" The volume wasn't going down either.

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[cantjossme.livejournal.com]

This would be Mel glaring.

Also throwing a rock at Zuko's head.

"JERK!"

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[thebluespirit.livejournal.com]

"Ow!" Zuko rubbed the back of his head and scowled at Mel.

"PIGDEER!"

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[cantjossme.livejournal.com]

"STOP YELLING ABOUT US NOT KISSING!" Mel shouted. "PEOPLE WILL GET THE WRONG IDEA!"

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"...So you did kiss and this is just elaborate and violent foreplay?" Deadpool ask slowly. "Which reminds me of Tex and now you two have to get together and be wonderful, you crazy kids you."

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[thebluespirit.livejournal.com]

"I AM NOT SETTLING DOWN IN THIS SLUM!"

That volume thing? Soooooooo not working.

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[cantjossme.livejournal.com]

Mel glared at Zuko. "Just what exactly do you mean by THAT?"

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[thebluespirit.livejournal.com]

Zuko scrambled for a reply. He knew perfectly well what it meant. He didn't have a life here. It was a temporary stop until he could go back to the Fire Nation and regain his honour and his throne. He wasn't going to say that much however.

"I don't mean anything," he snapped. "It doesn't mean anything."

There. Never mind that two minutes ago he was denying there being an it.

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[cantjossme.livejournal.com]

"FINE!" Mel fumed and stomped off to find the closest male person (http://community.livejournal.com/fandomhigh/1374906.html?thread=82666682#t82666682) in the vicinity.