Driver's Education - 3rd Period - 4/10

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Upon entering the Danger shop, the students might notice something different. Any of them familiar with the X-Mansion in particular as that was what it now appeared to be. Instead of the cute little VW Deadmobile, there was the Blackbird jet ready for driving. Er... flying. Deadpool waved cheerfully at his students.

"Why hello there! Welcome to the team! I don't really recall signing up to train you kids, but sometimes I just get so darn confused as to which team I'm on, doncha know?"

For some reason, Deadpool was under the impression that he was training X-Men.

"I'm everyone's favorite brooding loner with a heart of gold, and I don't quite knoe why, but I'll be showing you how to fly the Blackbird. Sometimes it's tough being the most popular character out there, yah?"

And that he was a certain other Canadian from Weapon X.

"So, ay! Who wants to go first?"

[[ooc: please wait for the OCD is up, have at it]]

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Because it's just so darn important!

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Buffy Summers

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Zack Addy

Talk Amongst Yourselves

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Or wonder what the hell is wrong with the professor. Not the one in the wheelchair, the other professor.

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[bruiser-in-pink.livejournal.com]

Molly was going to go with wondering what the hell is wrong with the professor.

She stared at him as he talked, feeling a strange urge to punch him through a church.

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[bookyeve.livejournal.com]

Well, Professor Deadpool's in a good mood, isn't he? Evie waved cheerfully to him and then restrained a squeee! at the jet. She was sure she wouldn't crash it this time. She got *much* better during Flight Club!

Try to Fly the Blackbird

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Wolverine? Not actually sure how to himself, but that never stopped him before, doncha know!

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[cantjossme.livejournal.com]

"I said flying cars," Mel grumbled. "Not flying planes."

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Well now missy, no need to get in a snit about it," Deadpool admonished. He looked at the controls on the plane and then back at Mel. "Well then, I guess we should get to work..."

Confident sounding? Not so much.

Re: Try to Fly the Blackbird

[bruiser-in-pink.livejournal.com]

Oh, Deadpool could act as strange as he wanted if it meant they got to play with the Blackbird.

She stuck her hand up as soon as he finished talking. "I want to go first!" she said in answer to his question.

Re: Try to Fly the Blackbird

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Well okay then! Step right on up!"

Re: Try to Fly the Blackbird

[chasingsnitches.livejournal.com]

"Can't I just ride my broom?" Cedric mumbled.

Re: Try to Fly the Blackbird

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Deadpool just rolled his eyes. "Well why would you want to ride a broom? That doesn't sound very safe at all."

Re: Try to Fly the Blackbird

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Demyx bounced excitedly. "This is cool! It's like a gummi ship but it's all cool. Can I fly it??" Bad idea. Very, very bad idea.

Re: Try to Fly the Blackbird

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Deadpool was not in his right mind. He didn't know this was a bad idea.

This... can't end well.

"Of course you can fly it! Why else would I be here, ay?"

Re: Try to Fly the Blackbird

[notajar]

Door stares at the plane with wide eyes. "That looks fast enough that we wouldn't have to throw porn out the windows to get away from the Man."

Re: Try to Fly the Blackbird

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Deadpooline just blinked a few times to wrap his brain around that sentence.

"Why would we want to throw porn at anyone, ay?"

Re: Try to Fly the Blackbird

[bookyeve.livejournal.com]

"Professor? Please, please can I go next? I swear I remember everything about safety checks and landings and what not to do from Flight Club!" She looked around for someone who could back her up, and added, "Which anyone who had seen me fly could tell you!"

Re: Try to Fly the Blackbird

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Somewhere in the back of Deadverine's mind there was a mercenary crying at the though of her flying. Anything.

"Well sure den!"

Re: Try to Fly the Blackbird

[multiplez]

"I don't know how to fly a plane," Z protested.

Talk to the Teacher

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

After class, if you want to see if this is all an elaborate joke on the students.

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

At the end of class, Aly slid into the back of the room and waited for Wade to be free for a minute.

OOC

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

OH YA FER SURE

Re: OOC

[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

DONCHA KNOW YOU SHOULDA BROUGHT DEM PASTIES FOR LUNCH!

lsdkaoehitgaeolkrha *loves*

Re: OOC

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my inner canadian weeps. and gets lost on Goyeau road. and craves to go oot and aboot town.