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Driver's Education - 3rd Period - 4/10

Upon entering the Danger shop, the students might notice something different. Any of them familiar with the X-Mansion in particular as that was what it now appeared to be. Instead of the cute little VW Deadmobile, there was the Blackbird jet ready for driving. Er... flying. Deadpool waved cheerfully at his students.

"Why hello there! Welcome to the team! I don't really recall signing up to train you kids, but sometimes I just get so darn confused as to which team I'm on, doncha know?"

For some reason, Deadpool was under the impression that he was training X-Men.

"I'm everyone's favorite brooding loner with a heart of gold, and I don't quite knoe why, but I'll be showing you how to fly the Blackbird. Sometimes it's tough being the most popular character out there, yah?"

And that he was a certain other Canadian from Weapon X.

"So, ay! Who wants to go first?"

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"....darn?"

Deadpooline nodded. "Sure is annoying when that happens. I don't think the bloggers can take much more of it really."

"........bloggers?" She actually does know what those are. She just doesn't know what they have to do with Professor Deadpool and his alleged lack of brain-damage.

"On the internet," He confirmed.

"Right. They write in online journals." Door blinks up at him. "About you getting kidnapped?"

And he continued to remain oblivious. "Oh yah, it's what they do."

"............why?"

"Why not?"

"I suppose you have a point. Though it'd be more interesting if they wrote about you kissing boys." She's not going to let that go anytime soon. "Also, hey, you owe me your pants." The unusual setting distracted her from her primary purpose for coming to class today, for a moment. SHAME ON THE SETTING.

"Oh, well they do that too," He replied before blinking at her a lot. "My pants? Hold on just a minute there missy! I know for a fact that I don't owe anyone my pants!"

"You do too! I won them, fair and square!" Door crosses her arms stubbornly. Then adds, ".....where are these blogs that write about you kissing boys?"

"I'm not certain," Deadverine replied, making a note to look now. "And you just hold on der! My pants are my own, ay?"

Door shakes her head. "I won them in Final Peril. And any pie that might be contained therein."

"Der's no pie in my pants!"

"Prove it!"

Deadverine was holding on to his pants for dear life. "No way missy!"

"See, you do have pie in there!" Door raises her voice. "THE TEACHER HAS PIE AND HE'S NOT SHARING!"

Deadpooline waved his hand. "Der is no darn pie!"

"THE TEACHER HAS PIE AND IS TRYING TO DISTRACT US BY SPEAKING IN A FUNNY ACCENT!"

Why weren't his claws working so he could threaten her to stop shouting about pie and trying to steal his pants?!

"My accent of perfectly normal, ay!"

"Not for you!"

"Why wouldn't this be normal?" And then, because the Gods of Canada demanded it. "Ay."

"Because you keep saying 'ay' after every sentence."

"No I don't, ay!"

"HE'S GOT PIE AND HE'S TRYING TO MAKE US THINK HE'S CRAZY SO WE WON'T TAKE IT!"

Driver's Education - 3rd Period - 4/10

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