Tremble Foolish Mortals: The Gods and You , Class Eight [Period 5, Thursday]

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Looking completely unfazed by the fact he was now not so much a god as a goddess, Ares addressed the class. "Today's class is on Hades, Lord of the Underworld, and what we on Olympus liked to refer to as a loser."

He leant back against his desk. "Don't be fooled by the whole Vice Principal thing, as gods go, he's pretty much a joke, on his watch dead souls were always escaping, being missorted, taking the place over, and more than that, he was whipped. Seriously whipped. He let his mother-in-law set the terms of his marriage. I mean really, no booty six months out of the year?"

"So today's activity is to dicuss the various ways in which Hades is a loser." He looked around the much more female class and grinned. "Then make out with each other."

[ooc: OCD threads coming up.]

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Sign In - TGaY [Class Eight]

[sideburnsofwar.livejournal.com]

Collapse me, baby, collapse me good.

Re: Sign In - TGaY [Class Eight]

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

Charlene Charlie Kawalsky

During the lecture - TGaY [Class Eight]

[sideburnsofwar.livejournal.com]

Talk, gossips, pass notes, all that jazz.

Re: During the lecture - TGaY [Class Eight]

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

Blair was boggling at Ares. But he was happy so he did a couple bounces in his chair.

Re: During the lecture - TGaY [Class Eight]

[smartestone]

Hermione's just staring. At the teacher and like, half the class. This is too weird for words.

However, this does not stop her from glaring when everyone's told to make out.

Re: During the lecture - TGaY [Class Eight]

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Somehow, Sam found Ares being a female much more brain-breaky than Jack. She may have been glancing around and trying to figure out which of the new "girls" was Kawalsky, though.

Re: During the lecture - TGaY [Class Eight]

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

Walter was impressed that whatever had changed so many of the boys had also gotten Ares. Life was good. And amusing.

It was much easier to enjoy it when so many others were in the same boat.

Re: During the lecture - TGaY [Class Eight]

[bruiser-in-pink.livejournal.com]

Molly had other things on her mind today and hadn't really noticed that there were a lot more girls around as she made her way to class. She was even distracted enough that she hadn't even looked around the classroom yet.

When Ares started talking, and not introducing herself as a sub, Molly looked up and then around at her classmates. She listened to some conversations. She looked closely at a couple of the girls. She looked around the classroom to see who was missing.

And then she started to laugh. It started out as a quiet snickering, but soon, her head was on her desk and it was more of an uncontrollable giggling.

Re: During the lecture - TGaY [Class Eight]

[dark_slippy_thing]

Valentine stared at Ares. Not because Ares was female. Not because Ares was hot. But because Ares had assigned making-out time as a classroom activity.
This worried him.
Well, maybe not worried. He didn't mind kissing pretty women one bit, and there were plenty to go around.
It was just that being one himself at the moment might somehow manage to complicate things. Somehow?

Re: During the lecture - TGaY [Class Eight]

[bookyeve.livejournal.com]

Evie has WTF?face. And it's pretty much staying that way.

Talk About Hades - TGaY [Class Eight]

[sideburnsofwar.livejournal.com]

Loooooooooooser.

Re: Talk About Hades - TGaY [Class Eight]

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, no. I already have one Greek 'god' to annoy."

Re: Talk About Hades - TGaY [Class Eight]

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

"Hades sucks! Save the whales!" Blair stood up and shouted with a big, wide grin.

Re: Talk About Hades - TGaY [Class Eight]

[smartestone]

"He's the vice principal, and I really don't think this is appropriate for class," says Hermione. Because she's no fun like that.

Re: Talk About Hades - TGaY [Class Eight]

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

"Aren't you guys supposed to pick on the other pantheons?" Sam asked.

Re: Talk About Hades - TGaY [Class Eight]

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

"Hades was god of the underworld and now herds rebellious teenager.

Sounds like a loser to me."

What that implied about Ares went completely unsaid.

[ooc: Now with new and improved quotation marks.]

Re: Talk About Hades - TGaY [Class Eight]

[dark_slippy_thing]

"His head is on fire," Valentine offered. "Which suggests that he regularly has bad hair days and would much rather simply purge his scalp entirely than attempt to reign it all in."
Or something.

Re: Talk About Hades - TGaY [Class Eight]

[bookyeve.livejournal.com]

Evie shook her head vehemently. "Um, I don't know him well enough to come up with any good insults. Assuming he's still a him."

Make Out - TGaY [Class Eight]

[sideburnsofwar.livejournal.com]

Girlkissy yay!

Re: Make Out - TGaY [Class Eight]

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

Blair scratched his head.

Re: Make Out - TGaY [Class Eight]

[sensitivejim.livejournal.com]

"I have a girlfriend!" Jim squawked.

Re: Make Out - TGaY [Class Eight]

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Rory frowned. "No, thanks. I'm good."

Talk to Ares - TGaY [Class Eight]

[sideburnsofwar.livejournal.com]

Or make out with him, you know you want to.

Talk to the T and As - TGaY [Class Eight]

[sideburnsofwar.livejournal.com]

For I am twelve.

Re: Talk to the T and As - TGaY [Class Eight]

[krycek-rat.livejournal.com]

Krycek was there, though doing a lot of eye-rolling at Ares.

OOC - TGaY [Class Eight]

[sideburnsofwar.livejournal.com]

mmmmmm...icons with boobies

Re: OOC - TGaY [Class Eight]

[the_merriest]

Hottest teacher ever, y/n?