Tremble Foolish Mortals: The Gods and You , Class Eight [Period 5, Thursday]

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Looking completely unfazed by the fact he was now not so much a god as a goddess, Ares addressed the class. "Today's class is on Hades, Lord of the Underworld, and what we on Olympus liked to refer to as a loser."

He leant back against his desk. "Don't be fooled by the whole Vice Principal thing, as gods go, he's pretty much a joke, on his watch dead souls were always escaping, being missorted, taking the place over, and more than that, he was whipped. Seriously whipped. He let his mother-in-law set the terms of his marriage. I mean really, no booty six months out of the year?"

"So today's activity is to dicuss the various ways in which Hades is a loser." He looked around the much more female class and grinned. "Then make out with each other."

[ooc: OCD threads coming up.]

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Re: Talk About Hades - TGaY [Class Eight]

[sensitivejim.livejournal.com]

Jim scowled. It wasn't quite as effective as usual, but she couldn't help it. She slunk lower in the chair.

Re: Talk About Hades - TGaY [Class Eight]

[smartestone]

Okay, maybe one really quick look, just in case she's just a new girl who hasn't been in this class before.

Re: Talk About Hades - TGaY [Class Eight]

[sensitivejim.livejournal.com]

Jim pinchd the bridge of her nose. ". . . I'm Jim," she sighed.

Re: Talk About Hades - TGaY [Class Eight]

[smartestone]

"Oh, all right," she says slowly, still trying hard not to be rude. Or at least, no ruder than she has been. "I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you."

Re: Talk About Hades - TGaY [Class Eight]

[sensitivejim.livejournal.com]

"Don't blame you," she muttered. "Neither did Lana."

Re: Talk About Hades - TGaY [Class Eight]

[smartestone]

"Um. If you don't mind me asking," Hermione begins, "why are you a girl, exactly?" Along with half the class. Though Ares seems cool with it.

Re: Talk About Hades - TGaY [Class Eight]

[sensitivejim.livejournal.com]

She buried her face in one hand. "I don't know, I just woke up like this."

Re: Talk About Hades - TGaY [Class Eight]

[smartestone]

"Oh. Well, I'm sure it'll wear off soon enough," she tries.

Re: Talk About Hades - TGaY [Class Eight]

[sensitivejim.livejournal.com]

"If there is a merciful God," she mumbled, casting a look towards their teacher. "Not one with boobs and a sadistic sense of humour."