Tremble Foolish Mortals: The Gods and You , Class Eight [Period 5, Thursday]

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Looking completely unfazed by the fact he was now not so much a god as a goddess, Ares addressed the class. "Today's class is on Hades, Lord of the Underworld, and what we on Olympus liked to refer to as a loser."

He leant back against his desk. "Don't be fooled by the whole Vice Principal thing, as gods go, he's pretty much a joke, on his watch dead souls were always escaping, being missorted, taking the place over, and more than that, he was whipped. Seriously whipped. He let his mother-in-law set the terms of his marriage. I mean really, no booty six months out of the year?"

"So today's activity is to dicuss the various ways in which Hades is a loser." He looked around the much more female class and grinned. "Then make out with each other."

[ooc: OCD threads coming up.]

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Re: Talk About Hades - TGaY [Class Eight]

[dark_slippy_thing]

"His head is on fire," Valentine offered. "Which suggests that he regularly has bad hair days and would much rather simply purge his scalp entirely than attempt to reign it all in."
Or something.