Home Economics, Tuesday, period 1

[carbontelepath.livejournal.com]

There was yarn on the tables again. Lots of yarn and crocheting needles. There were also handy guides, and next to Emma on her desk? A box.

Once everyone had found a seat, Emma put her hand in the box and then held up a plain blue dildo. "Today, my dears, you will learn crocheting. You will learn the basics, and the aim will be to --" Her hand went back down into the box and came up with a green crocheted thing with teeth. "-- Make a dildo cozy. If you are uncertain about the shapes or number of loops you will need, I have a collection of dildos in this box which you may borrow."

She looked around serenely. "As you might know, we have a visit from the school board this week. Please treat any possible visitors to the class with respect and answer their questions."


ooc: Picture completely worksafe. Wait for OCD is up

ETA: Please go look at the MidTerm information!

ETA2: Feel free to dildo-mod all you like!

Comments

Talk to Emma

[carbontelepath.livejournal.com]

Or think at her, since she's back to eavesdropping. To make sure they say only nice things about her to the school board, of course.

Re: Talk to Emma

[bluewindbreaker.livejournal.com]

That absence of sound, followed by lack of thought, followed much later by an absence of sound she experienced when she first met Byron.

It's standing at her door.

Re: Talk to Emma

[carbontelepath.livejournal.com]

Emma frowned at the door. "Whoever is at the door, please enter and stop lurking around."

Re: Talk to Emma

[bluewindbreaker.livejournal.com]

Oh crap she sensed me trying to compose myself... Wait. Did I say that out loud? No. Okay. Good...

"I beg your pardon, I was about to knock." Byron said entering the room.

Re: Talk to Emma

[carbontelepath.livejournal.com]

"Ah, good morning," Emma smiled. "My apologies for my hash words. I'm afraid I was expecting it to be a student."

Re: Talk to Emma

[moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com]

River's mind wasn't too focused on the crochet today. She found it hard not to think about the plans for the weekend.

Re: Talk to Emma

[carbontelepath.livejournal.com]

Emma caught some of those thoughts and gave her some sharp looks. Those plans? While the school board were here? Oh no. That was so not happening.

Re: Talk to Emma

[moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com]

River contemplated hiding, but decided another strategy. She held up the dildo. "Why does it need a cozy?"

Re: Talk to Emma

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

Annette wondered why the guys would need a dildo holder thingy? She knew she didn't need one. Unless...no...well, nevermind.

Why the heck did Miss Frost have so many? In case she lost one?

Re: Talk to Emma

[carbontelepath.livejournal.com]

"There are different kinds," Emma informed her helpfully. It wasn't quite eavesdropping, Emma thought, since Annette's facial expression was somewhat telling.

Re: Talk to Emma

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

"Different kinds." Annette mumbled, looking over at Miss Frost, then back down at the dildo. "One size doesn't fit all?"

Re: Talk to Emma

[bound2blade.livejournal.com]

Wakizashi, wakizashi, wakizashi. Oh my God, you do not put a box of...those in the same room with an intimacy deprived samurai. Wakizashi, wakizashi, concentrate on looooping, Setsuna, looooping. Croooocheeeeeet. Oh my God. Wakizashi...

Re: Talk to Emma

[carbontelepath.livejournal.com]

Emma might possibly be giving Setsuna an evil grin right about now.

Re: Talk to Emma

[bound2blade.livejournal.com]

Setsuna was far too focused on trying not to focus on the not-wakizashi to ever, ever notice.

Re: Talk to Emma

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

For once, Alec's mental white noise was broken up by increasingly curious thoughts about the teacher and her box. The one with dildos in it. Right.

Re: Talk to Emma

[carbontelepath.livejournal.com]

Strangely enough, Emma approved. The white noise of what she'd decided to call 'I'm a good boy' gave her the creeps.

Re: Talk to Emma

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

Dawn? Totally still thinking about bananas and not at all about her boyfriend.

Re: Talk to Emma

[carbontelepath.livejournal.com]

Emma blinked at Dawn. Wow. Weird mental image that.

Re: Talk to Emma

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

Lalalalala...banana...Sam...no, not Sam, banana!...Sam in a banana suit...Sam eating a banana...Sam wearing a banana hammock...

Gah! No. Nononono.

Apples. Apples are yummy. Like anchovies.

Re: Talk to Emma

[electric-sitar.livejournal.com]

Demyx was totally not thinking about asking Emma about the wolverines in her underwear. The ones Deadpool had said were named Scott and Jean Gray.

Nope. Totally not on his mind at all.

Re: Talk to Emma

[carbontelepath.livejournal.com]

That was some impressive boggling Emma was doing there.

Re: Talk to Emma

[electric-sitar.livejournal.com]

The most boggling thing, to Demyx anyway, was how she concealed something as large as a wolverine - let alone TWO Wwolverines - in her itty-bitty clothes. Maybe she kept him it them in a special pocket?

Re: Talk to Emma

[defiantlyyours.livejournal.com]

"I would like to request an alternate assignment," 6 said.

Re: Talk to Emma

[carbontelepath.livejournal.com]

Emma frowned at him. "Why?"

ooc: Oops, sorry!

Re: Talk to Emma

[defiantlyyours.livejournal.com]

"Because the current assignment disgusts me," 6 said. "It's not enough that you society parades about sex objects. We have to make the comfortable. I will tolerate education only so far, madame."