Home Economics, Tuesday, period 1

[carbontelepath.livejournal.com]

There was yarn on the tables again. Lots of yarn and crocheting needles. There were also handy guides, and next to Emma on her desk? A box.

Once everyone had found a seat, Emma put her hand in the box and then held up a plain blue dildo. "Today, my dears, you will learn crocheting. You will learn the basics, and the aim will be to --" Her hand went back down into the box and came up with a green crocheted thing with teeth. "-- Make a dildo cozy. If you are uncertain about the shapes or number of loops you will need, I have a collection of dildos in this box which you may borrow."

She looked around serenely. "As you might know, we have a visit from the school board this week. Please treat any possible visitors to the class with respect and answer their questions."


ooc: Picture completely worksafe. Wait for OCD is up

ETA: Please go look at the MidTerm information!

ETA2: Feel free to dildo-mod all you like!

Comments

Re: Talk to Emma

[electric-sitar.livejournal.com]

Demyx was totally not thinking about asking Emma about the wolverines in her underwear. The ones Deadpool had said were named Scott and Jean Gray.

Nope. Totally not on his mind at all.

Re: Talk to Emma

[carbontelepath.livejournal.com]

That was some impressive boggling Emma was doing there.

Re: Talk to Emma

[electric-sitar.livejournal.com]

The most boggling thing, to Demyx anyway, was how she concealed something as large as a wolverine - let alone TWO Wwolverines - in her itty-bitty clothes. Maybe she kept him it them in a special pocket?