Home Economics, Tuesday, period 1

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There was yarn on the tables again. Lots of yarn and crocheting needles. There were also handy guides, and next to Emma on her desk? A box.

Once everyone had found a seat, Emma put her hand in the box and then held up a plain blue dildo. "Today, my dears, you will learn crocheting. You will learn the basics, and the aim will be to --" Her hand went back down into the box and came up with a green crocheted thing with teeth. "-- Make a dildo cozy. If you are uncertain about the shapes or number of loops you will need, I have a collection of dildos in this box which you may borrow."

She looked around serenely. "As you might know, we have a visit from the school board this week. Please treat any possible visitors to the class with respect and answer their questions."


ooc: Picture completely worksafe. Wait for OCD is up

ETA: Please go look at the MidTerm information!

ETA2: Feel free to dildo-mod all you like!

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Collapsey

Tables

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Find one and begin crocheting!

Talk to Emma

[carbontelepath.livejournal.com]

Or think at her, since she's back to eavesdropping. To make sure they say only nice things about her to the school board, of course.

Re: Talk to Emma

[bluewindbreaker.livejournal.com]

That absence of sound, followed by lack of thought, followed much later by an absence of sound she experienced when she first met Byron.

It's standing at her door.

OOC

[carbontelepath.livejournal.com]

I believe I have River, English Peter and Tannim to thank for today's lesson... *grins*

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Dean Winchester

Re: Talk to Emma

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Emma frowned at the door. "Whoever is at the door, please enter and stop lurking around."

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Annette Hargrove

Re: Talk to Emma

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Oh crap she sensed me trying to compose myself... Wait. Did I say that out loud? No. Okay. Good...

"I beg your pardon, I was about to knock." Byron said entering the room.

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Layla Williams

Re: Tables

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She took a handy guide and with face red, she shoved her hand into the box(because she really wanted to get a good grade) and grabbed a dildo. But have they been sanitized?! Oh dear god! And she hurried to a table, face down, looking at the hunk of rubber she set before her.

Re: Talk to Emma

[carbontelepath.livejournal.com]

"Ah, good morning," Emma smiled. "My apologies for my hash words. I'm afraid I was expecting it to be a student."

Re: OOC

[moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com]

Yay dildo cozies

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River Tam

Re: Tables

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River picked up a bright red dildo, waved it about a bit, and placed in on the table. She then found some black and purple yarn and began to crochet.

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Alec

Re: Talk to Emma

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"Oh that's quite alright. Actually it's about one of your students that I'm here."

Not that he wouldn't want to talk to her without a specific reason. I mean... Damn.

Re: Tables

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Jed didn't find a table, left those to the youngsters. But he did poke his nose into that box and pulled out somethin' he never seen the likes of a'fore.

"What in tarnation?" He flopped it around. It was as red as granny's face when Jethro done tracked in mud on her nice kitchen floor.

Re: Talk to Emma

[carbontelepath.livejournal.com]

Emma inclined her head. "Yes?"

Re: Talk to Emma

[bluewindbreaker.livejournal.com]

"I have a student in my DAMM class named Dawn Summers. We performed an exorcism of sorts yesterday morning and, believe it or not, it involved the making of pancakes. She asked if it would involve extra credit for your own class and I told her I would consult with you on the matter."

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Emma's eyebrows went up. "Exorcism? With pancakes?" She tilted her head and considered the issue. "I suppose it could be seen as a cross-subject sort of thing..."

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Peter Griffin

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"Indeed, it was highly... irregular. But effective. And the pancakes were quite good actually. Particularly with chocolate chips sprinkled on top."

Re: Talk to Emma

[carbontelepath.livejournal.com]

"Really? Perhaps I should look into something like that for my class. How to fight evil with cooking. Fascinating." She pulled out her classlist and a pen. "Dawn Summers?"

Re: Talk to Emma

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"Yes, indeed." Byron nodded. "I, have a few notes on that subject. If you would like to see them."