Home Economics, Tuesday, period 1

[carbontelepath.livejournal.com]

There was yarn on the tables again. Lots of yarn and crocheting needles. There were also handy guides, and next to Emma on her desk? A box.

Once everyone had found a seat, Emma put her hand in the box and then held up a plain blue dildo. "Today, my dears, you will learn crocheting. You will learn the basics, and the aim will be to --" Her hand went back down into the box and came up with a green crocheted thing with teeth. "-- Make a dildo cozy. If you are uncertain about the shapes or number of loops you will need, I have a collection of dildos in this box which you may borrow."

She looked around serenely. "As you might know, we have a visit from the school board this week. Please treat any possible visitors to the class with respect and answer their questions."


ooc: Picture completely worksafe. Wait for OCD is up

ETA: Please go look at the MidTerm information!

ETA2: Feel free to dildo-mod all you like!

Comments

OOC

[carbontelepath.livejournal.com]

I believe I have River, English Peter and Tannim to thank for today's lesson... *grins*

Re: OOC

[moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com]

Yay dildo cozies

Re: OOC

[bluewindbreaker.livejournal.com]

"Dildo-Mod" is the name of my next band.

Re: OOC

[once-a-king.livejournal.com]

*looks innocent*

Re: OOC

[sonofdragons.livejournal.com]

*is the very picture of innocence*

Re: OOC

[girlsnamehere.livejournal.com]

Psst. I don't know where everyone else works, but where I do, the *word* Dildo is not really work safe. Clicking on a picture of anything labeled a "Dildo Cozy" - even if it doesn't have a picture of an uncovered cozy - could get me into *serious* trouble, especially since they track and keep tabs on what pages I look at. I actually just clicked on it - at home thankfully - thinking it was something else since it was labeled work safe.

Please don't label anything sex-related work safe, anymore. Thanks. :)