Home Economics, Tuesday, period 1

[carbontelepath.livejournal.com]

There was yarn on the tables again. Lots of yarn and crocheting needles. There were also handy guides, and next to Emma on her desk? A box.

Once everyone had found a seat, Emma put her hand in the box and then held up a plain blue dildo. "Today, my dears, you will learn crocheting. You will learn the basics, and the aim will be to --" Her hand went back down into the box and came up with a green crocheted thing with teeth. "-- Make a dildo cozy. If you are uncertain about the shapes or number of loops you will need, I have a collection of dildos in this box which you may borrow."

She looked around serenely. "As you might know, we have a visit from the school board this week. Please treat any possible visitors to the class with respect and answer their questions."


ooc: Picture completely worksafe. Wait for OCD is up

ETA: Please go look at the MidTerm information!

ETA2: Feel free to dildo-mod all you like!

Comments

Re: Tables

[jed-clampett.livejournal.com]

Jed didn't find a table, left those to the youngsters. But he did poke his nose into that box and pulled out somethin' he never seen the likes of a'fore.

"What in tarnation?" He flopped it around. It was as red as granny's face when Jethro done tracked in mud on her nice kitchen floor.

Re: Tables

[moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com]

River looked up at the visitor. "Wave it like this," she said, demonstrating.

Re: Tables

[jed-clampett.livejournal.com]

Jed looked at the girl and her red rubber thing and waved his around, copying her. "What's it good for? Seems to me it's a bit big to be swattin' at flies."

Re: Tables

[moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com]

"Oh, but you're wrong," River said, hitting the table with her dildo. "Good fly swat. Perfect present for the wife."

Re: Tables

[jed-clampett.livejournal.com]

Jed raised his brows at that and reconsidered as he pounded the thing against the table. "Good for knockin' Jethro upside the head too. Knock some sense into the boy." Thud Thud Thud

"Granny'd be more likely to stir her stew with it than to swat at any flies. I just might be inclined to take it home with me when I leaves here." He smiled wide at the girl.

Re: Tables

[moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com]

"Stir the stew?" River asked innocently. "And taste the seasoning?"

I should go to bed now!

Re: Tables

[jed-clampett.livejournal.com]

He peered down at it, weighed it in his palm. "Well now I guess she could just sort of stick her tongue on the end here. Don't have much of a spoon effect do it?"

He brought the dildo up before his face, looking at it good. "Beats all I've ever seen."

aww, sleepy?

Re: Tables

[moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com]

River nodded thoughtfully. "Not much of a spoon effect. Might have to lick it all off properly."

Yes. Doesn't it show?

Re: Tables

[jed-clampett.livejournal.com]

"Might just have to shove it in her mouth. Granny tends to get a little yappy when she's cookin'. A feller don't want to hear all that yappin'. A feller just wants his supper." Jed nodded.

No! Offers chocolate! Lots a chocolate!

Re: Tables

[moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com]

Rive gave him a very solemn look. "Yes, of course."

Mmm, chocolate!