Home Economics, Tuesday, period 1

[carbontelepath.livejournal.com]

There was yarn on the tables again. Lots of yarn and crocheting needles. There were also handy guides, and next to Emma on her desk? A box.

Once everyone had found a seat, Emma put her hand in the box and then held up a plain blue dildo. "Today, my dears, you will learn crocheting. You will learn the basics, and the aim will be to --" Her hand went back down into the box and came up with a green crocheted thing with teeth. "-- Make a dildo cozy. If you are uncertain about the shapes or number of loops you will need, I have a collection of dildos in this box which you may borrow."

She looked around serenely. "As you might know, we have a visit from the school board this week. Please treat any possible visitors to the class with respect and answer their questions."


ooc: Picture completely worksafe. Wait for OCD is up

ETA: Please go look at the MidTerm information!

ETA2: Feel free to dildo-mod all you like!

Comments

Re: Tables

[moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com]

"Stir the stew?" River asked innocently. "And taste the seasoning?"

I should go to bed now!

Re: Tables

[jed-clampett.livejournal.com]

He peered down at it, weighed it in his palm. "Well now I guess she could just sort of stick her tongue on the end here. Don't have much of a spoon effect do it?"

He brought the dildo up before his face, looking at it good. "Beats all I've ever seen."

aww, sleepy?

Re: Tables

[moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com]

River nodded thoughtfully. "Not much of a spoon effect. Might have to lick it all off properly."

Yes. Doesn't it show?

Re: Tables

[jed-clampett.livejournal.com]

"Might just have to shove it in her mouth. Granny tends to get a little yappy when she's cookin'. A feller don't want to hear all that yappin'. A feller just wants his supper." Jed nodded.

No! Offers chocolate! Lots a chocolate!

Re: Tables

[moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com]

Rive gave him a very solemn look. "Yes, of course."

Mmm, chocolate!