Home Economics, Tuesday, period 1

[carbontelepath.livejournal.com]

There was yarn on the tables again. Lots of yarn and crocheting needles. There were also handy guides, and next to Emma on her desk? A box.

Once everyone had found a seat, Emma put her hand in the box and then held up a plain blue dildo. "Today, my dears, you will learn crocheting. You will learn the basics, and the aim will be to --" Her hand went back down into the box and came up with a green crocheted thing with teeth. "-- Make a dildo cozy. If you are uncertain about the shapes or number of loops you will need, I have a collection of dildos in this box which you may borrow."

She looked around serenely. "As you might know, we have a visit from the school board this week. Please treat any possible visitors to the class with respect and answer their questions."


ooc: Picture completely worksafe. Wait for OCD is up

ETA: Please go look at the MidTerm information!

ETA2: Feel free to dildo-mod all you like!

Comments

Re: Talk to Emma

[bluewindbreaker.livejournal.com]

Oh crap she sensed me trying to compose myself... Wait. Did I say that out loud? No. Okay. Good...

"I beg your pardon, I was about to knock." Byron said entering the room.

Re: Talk to Emma

[carbontelepath.livejournal.com]

"Ah, good morning," Emma smiled. "My apologies for my hash words. I'm afraid I was expecting it to be a student."

Re: Talk to Emma

[bluewindbreaker.livejournal.com]

"Oh that's quite alright. Actually it's about one of your students that I'm here."

Not that he wouldn't want to talk to her without a specific reason. I mean... Damn.

Re: Talk to Emma

[carbontelepath.livejournal.com]

Emma inclined her head. "Yes?"

Re: Talk to Emma

[bluewindbreaker.livejournal.com]

"I have a student in my DAMM class named Dawn Summers. We performed an exorcism of sorts yesterday morning and, believe it or not, it involved the making of pancakes. She asked if it would involve extra credit for your own class and I told her I would consult with you on the matter."

Re: Talk to Emma

[carbontelepath.livejournal.com]

Emma's eyebrows went up. "Exorcism? With pancakes?" She tilted her head and considered the issue. "I suppose it could be seen as a cross-subject sort of thing..."

Re: Talk to Emma

[bluewindbreaker.livejournal.com]

"Indeed, it was highly... irregular. But effective. And the pancakes were quite good actually. Particularly with chocolate chips sprinkled on top."

Re: Talk to Emma

[carbontelepath.livejournal.com]

"Really? Perhaps I should look into something like that for my class. How to fight evil with cooking. Fascinating." She pulled out her classlist and a pen. "Dawn Summers?"

Re: Talk to Emma

[bluewindbreaker.livejournal.com]

"Yes, indeed." Byron nodded. "I, have a few notes on that subject. If you would like to see them."

Re: Talk to Emma

[carbontelepath.livejournal.com]

Emma smiled as she wrote a note by Dawn's name. "I should like that, indeed."

Re: Talk to Emma

[bluewindbreaker.livejournal.com]

"Wonderful."