ext_301119 ([identity profile] carbontelepath.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2007-02-06 06:40 pm
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Home Economics, Tuesday, period 1

There was yarn on the tables again. Lots of yarn and crocheting needles. There were also handy guides, and next to Emma on her desk? A box.

Once everyone had found a seat, Emma put her hand in the box and then held up a plain blue dildo. "Today, my dears, you will learn crocheting. You will learn the basics, and the aim will be to --" Her hand went back down into the box and came up with a green crocheted thing with teeth. "-- Make a dildo cozy. If you are uncertain about the shapes or number of loops you will need, I have a collection of dildos in this box which you may borrow."

She looked around serenely. "As you might know, we have a visit from the school board this week. Please treat any possible visitors to the class with respect and answer their questions."


ooc: Picture completely worksafe. Wait for OCD is up

ETA: Please go look at the MidTerm information!

ETA2: Feel free to dildo-mod all you like!
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Re: Talk to Emma

[identity profile] moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com 2007-02-06 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
River blinked. "It's artificial."

Re: Talk to Emma

[identity profile] carbontelepath.livejournal.com 2007-02-06 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
"Indeed, but I prefer them to be more room temperature for use," Emma said seriously. "Of course, other people might have different preferences."

Re: Talk to Emma

[identity profile] moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com 2007-02-06 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
River looked at the dildo and shrugged. "Haven't tried one and hence have no opinion."

Re: Talk to Emma

[identity profile] carbontelepath.livejournal.com 2007-02-06 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh you should!" Emma recommended. "They can be quite fun, really."

Re: Talk to Emma

[identity profile] moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com 2007-02-06 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
As her sex life was sadly lacking, River considered this piece of advice. She picked up another dildo and compared the two. "Any recommendations?"

Re: Talk to Emma

[identity profile] carbontelepath.livejournal.com 2007-02-06 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Emma tilted her head. "Perhaps that one?" She pointed. "If you have never used one before, something plain might be good to start with."

Re: Talk to Emma

[identity profile] moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com 2007-02-06 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
River nodded. That made sense. She just hoped Berthold wouldn't get curious.
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