Home Economics, Tuesday, period 1

[carbontelepath.livejournal.com]

There was yarn on the tables again. Lots of yarn and crocheting needles. There were also handy guides, and next to Emma on her desk? A box.

Once everyone had found a seat, Emma put her hand in the box and then held up a plain blue dildo. "Today, my dears, you will learn crocheting. You will learn the basics, and the aim will be to --" Her hand went back down into the box and came up with a green crocheted thing with teeth. "-- Make a dildo cozy. If you are uncertain about the shapes or number of loops you will need, I have a collection of dildos in this box which you may borrow."

She looked around serenely. "As you might know, we have a visit from the school board this week. Please treat any possible visitors to the class with respect and answer their questions."


ooc: Picture completely worksafe. Wait for OCD is up

ETA: Please go look at the MidTerm information!

ETA2: Feel free to dildo-mod all you like!

Comments

Re: Talk to Emma

[carbontelepath.livejournal.com]

Emma blinked at Dawn. Wow. Weird mental image that.

Re: Talk to Emma

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

Lalalalala...banana...Sam...no, not Sam, banana!...Sam in a banana suit...Sam eating a banana...Sam wearing a banana hammock...

Gah! No. Nononono.

Apples. Apples are yummy. Like anchovies.

Re: Talk to Emma

[carbontelepath.livejournal.com]

Emma was unable to tear her attention away from the girl. Apples like anchovies?

Re: Talk to Emma

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

Mmmm, pizza. With pineapple. I should have eaten before class...or had coffee. Oooh, I could make a crocheted coffee cup cosy.

All dishes should have cosies!

Re: Talk to Emma

[carbontelepath.livejournal.com]

Emma just facepalmed.

Re: Talk to Emma

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

Dawn noticed that. "Everything okay, Professor Frost?"

Re: Talk to Emma

[carbontelepath.livejournal.com]

"Oh everything's fine." Emma waved a hand dismissingly. "Go back to your coffee-- I mean, dildo cozy!"

Re: Talk to Emma

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"Banana cozy," Dawn corrected, blushing hard.

Re: Talk to Emma

[carbontelepath.livejournal.com]

"Of course. Banana cozy," Emma agreed kindly. "For... bananas."

Re: Talk to Emma

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"Or apples!" She almost squeaked.

Re: Talk to Emma

[carbontelepath.livejournal.com]

Emma paused. "No, I'm sorry, my dear, but I can't see that working. Quite the wrong shape, I'm afraid."

Re: Talk to Emma

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

Dawn eeped again. "I have no idea what the right shape is! We haven't gotten there yet!"

Then there was flailing.

Re: Talk to Emma

[carbontelepath.livejournal.com]

"I think I can more or less guarantee you that it's not apple shaped," Emma said, amused.

Re: Talk to Emma

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

Dawn meeped. "Okay."