Driver's Education - 3rd Period - 1/16

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

All around the room today were street signs that looked very realistic. So realistic, in fact, one might think that the teacher went out the night before and ran around stealing them from all over Fandom.

Which was just silly.

He stole them from the mainland.

"Sign, sign, everywhere a sign. Do this, don't do that. Can't you read the sign?" Wade deadpanned. "Today we're going to learn about why learning to read road signs is very, very important. Important in a way that actually matters, unlike other 'important' things like math or science. Knowing how to read signs will prevent you from doing stupid things like accidently driving off a bridge that was under construction and crashing into a zoo where you get knocked out of the car and land in a cage of angry leopards who haven't been fed all day and think you look like the best thing since small fuzzy bunnies." A pause. "Not that I've ever done that or anything."

He coughed. "Signs! Yes!" He stood and passed out a series of handouts.

(Man I love those wiki-things.)

"Any questions about the handouts can be directed toward me or my color coordinated minion."



Driver's Education
TA: Conner McKnight
Zack Addy
Evie Carnahan
Elizabeth Delgado
Demyx
Cedric Diggory
Door
Melaka Fray
Molly Hayes
Jude Lizowski
Draco Malfoy
Yasutora Sado
Ranma Saotome
Buffy Summers
Ron Weasley


[[ooc: Wait for OCD Up! please]]

Comments

Sign in

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Make it collapsey or Wade will kill you where you stand.

Okay, so maybe he won't kill you, but he will throw pieces of paper at you until you do as he says.

Re: Sign in

[connernotconnor.livejournal.com]

Conner McKnight, color-coordinated minion

Re: Sign in

[twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com]

Zack Addy

Re: Sign in

[1ordinarygirl.livejournal.com]

Buffy Summers

Re: Sign in

[notajar]

Door

Take Notes/Talk About That Time At The Zoo When A Masked Guy Got Eaten

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Deadpool doesn't care, as long as he can't be blamed for it.

Re: Take Notes/Talk About That Time At The Zoo When A Masked Guy Got Eaten

[chasingsnitches.livejournal.com]

Cedric took notes and became more worried about driving a car. There were no signs to deal with when riding a broom.

Re: Take Notes/Talk About That Time At The Zoo When A Masked Guy Got Eaten

[bookyeve.livejournal.com]

Evie stared at all the handouts, and her hand shot up, waving frantically. "Professor Deadpool? Um. If we're taking our test for our Driver's License here in America, are the international road signs on the test too?"

Re: OOC

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Nope, they're mostly the same things," Wade said. "Except of driving on the other side of the road. And things being measures in kilometers. Which is stupid, because everyone knows things are really supposed to be measured in miles."

Re: OOC

[bookyeve.livejournal.com]

Evie blinked. "What's a kilometer? Should I know this already?" She started looking at the handouts, flipping through frantically.

Re: Take Notes/Talk About That Time At The Zoo When A Masked Guy Got Eaten

[senor-chado.livejournal.com]

Okay, so it wasn't exactly a topic that required a lot of notes, but, for two particular reasons, Chad seemed really intent on sketching out examples of every single sign in his notebook today. Very important work. Can't be distracted. Must sketch signs to avoid any and all eye contact that might result in a return of the emo, extreme awkwardness, or an assault of impending ass-hattery.

Re: Take Notes/Talk About That Time At The Zoo When A Masked Guy Got Eaten

[dude-its-jude.livejournal.com]

No emo or awkwardness. Honestly. Because Jude was waaaaaaaay on the other side of the room and also concentrating diligently on his notes. Notes. That's what he was concentrating on. Honest.

Re: Take Notes/Talk About That Time At The Zoo When A Masked Guy Got Eaten

[notajar]

Door's taking notes. And absolutely not wondering what might happen if she's driving down some road at however many miles per hour Americans think is fast, and technology suddenly decides to start treating her the way it usually treats people from the Underside.

Good thing she doesn't kow about power-brakes yet, or she'd actually be nervous instead of just contemplative.

Re: Take Notes/Talk About That Time At The Zoo When A Masked Guy Got Eaten

[multiplez]

Z doodled in her notebook and totally pretended to be paying attention.

Talk to the Teacher

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

No, he's not having tragic flashbacks to that horrible trip to the zoo, that's Wolverine's job.

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[1ordinarygirl.livejournal.com]

Buffy's hand shot up. "When do we get to drive?"

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Week after next," Wade replied. "I'll be putting you into groups next week for driving buddies."

Re: Talk to the Teacher

[1ordinarygirl.livejournal.com]

Buffy bounced. "Yay!" Deadpool was totally the best teacher ever!

Talk to the TA

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Please wait for him to ping in...

Re: Talk to the TA

[connernotconnor.livejournal.com]

Conner was here! And if anyone asked, he had a probably not-very-encouraging story about how there hadn't been any signs warning Doctor Oliver about the life-size robotic T-rex that had tried to chase him. And how Doctor O had, despite being in an open-roofed Jeep, made sure to buckle his seat belt and lock the doors.

Because that was the most important safety precaution you could take against a T-rex trying to eat you.

Re: Talk to the TA

[cantjossme.livejournal.com]

Mel looked over at the TA. "So when do we get the flying cars?"

Re: Talk to the TA

[connernotconnor.livejournal.com]

"Not in my time," Conner said, completely misunderstanding the question. Then the whole idea captured his imagination (he really did have one) and he stared off into space. "Flying cars . . . dude."

OOC

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Now I want to go to the zoo.

Re: OOC

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

I don't get why the US has need for wordy road signs.

Re: OOC

[connernotconnor.livejournal.com]

Me neither. It's not like people READ them. :P