ext_250630 ([identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2007-01-16 06:38 am
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Driver's Education - 3rd Period - 1/16

All around the room today were street signs that looked very realistic. So realistic, in fact, one might think that the teacher went out the night before and ran around stealing them from all over Fandom.

Which was just silly.

He stole them from the mainland.

"Sign, sign, everywhere a sign. Do this, don't do that. Can't you read the sign?" Wade deadpanned. "Today we're going to learn about why learning to read road signs is very, very important. Important in a way that actually matters, unlike other 'important' things like math or science. Knowing how to read signs will prevent you from doing stupid things like accidently driving off a bridge that was under construction and crashing into a zoo where you get knocked out of the car and land in a cage of angry leopards who haven't been fed all day and think you look like the best thing since small fuzzy bunnies." A pause. "Not that I've ever done that or anything."

He coughed. "Signs! Yes!" He stood and passed out a series of handouts.

(Man I love those wiki-things.)

"Any questions about the handouts can be directed toward me or my color coordinated minion."



Driver's Education
TA: Conner McKnight
Zack Addy
Evie Carnahan
Elizabeth Delgado
Demyx
Cedric Diggory
Door
Melaka Fray
Molly Hayes
Jude Lizowski
Draco Malfoy
Yasutora Sado
Ranma Saotome
Buffy Summers
Ron Weasley


[[ooc: Wait for OCD Up! please]]

Re: Talk to the TA

[identity profile] connernotconnor.livejournal.com 2007-01-16 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Conner raised an eyebrow and drummed his fingers thoughtfully on his desk. "I don't know. What're you willing to offer?"

Re: Talk to the TA

[identity profile] cantjossme.livejournal.com 2007-01-16 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
"Why don't you tell me what you think it's worth and I'll counter offer," Mel smirked.

Re: Talk to the TA

[identity profile] connernotconnor.livejournal.com 2007-01-16 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh, I don't know . . . it's worth at least one drink," Conner replied slowly.

Re: Talk to the TA

[identity profile] cantjossme.livejournal.com 2007-01-16 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
"Just a drink?" Mel said with a slight smirk. "You sure you won't get in trouble with your boss for accepting bribes?"

Re: Talk to the TA

[identity profile] connernotconnor.livejournal.com 2007-01-16 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
"What? With Professor D?" Conner snorted. "I'd probably get extra credit."

Re: Talk to the TA

[identity profile] cantjossme.livejournal.com 2007-01-17 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
"So you get extra credit and a drink and I get a flying car?" Mel said. "Sounds like a deal."

Re: Talk to the TA

[identity profile] connernotconnor.livejournal.com 2007-01-17 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
"I got the better half of it," Conner informed her, grinning.

Re: Talk to the TA

[identity profile] cantjossme.livejournal.com 2007-01-17 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
"Just a drink, cowboy," Mel said shaking her finger. "If you get me the car? Then we'll talk dinner."

Re: Talk to the TA

[identity profile] connernotconnor.livejournal.com 2007-01-17 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
"I meant the extra credit, actually," Conner replied with a wink. "But just for that I'll see what I can do about the car."

Re: Talk to the TA

[identity profile] cantjossme.livejournal.com 2007-01-17 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
"Well if it's just the extra credit you want..."

Re: Talk to the TA

[identity profile] connernotconnor.livejournal.com 2007-01-17 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
". . . not that I'd be saying no to the rest!"

Re: Talk to the TA

[identity profile] cantjossme.livejournal.com 2007-01-17 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
"Mmm-hmmm. We'll see about that."

Re: Talk to the TA

[identity profile] connernotconnor.livejournal.com 2007-01-17 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh, you bet we will. I'll get you that flying car."