fandomhigh | Driver's Education - 3rd Period

All around the room today were street signs that looked very realistic. So realistic, in fact, one might think that the teacher went out the night before and ran around stealing them from all over Fandom.

Which was just silly.

He stole them from the mainland.

"Sign, sign, everywhere a sign. Do this, don't do that. Can't you read the sign?" Wade deadpanned. "Today we're going to learn about why learning to read road signs is very, very important. Important in a way that actually matters, unlike other 'important' things like math or science. Knowing how to read signs will prevent you from doing stupid things like accidently driving off a bridge that was under construction and crashing into a zoo where you get knocked out of the car and land in a cage of angry leopards who haven't been fed all day and think you look like the best thing since small fuzzy bunnies." A pause. "Not that I've ever done that or anything."

He coughed. "Signs! Yes!" He stood and passed out a series of handouts.

(Man I love those wiki-things.)

"Any questions about the handouts can be directed toward me or my color coordinated minion."

Driver's Education
TA: Conner McKnight
Zack Addy
Evie Carnahan
Elizabeth Delgado
Demyx
Cedric Diggory
Door
Melaka Fray
Molly Hayes
Jude Lizowski
Draco Malfoy
Yasutora Sado
Ranma Saotome
Buffy Summers
Ron Weasley

[[ooc: ~~Wait for~~ OCD Up! ~~please~~]]

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Make it collapsey or Wade will kill you where you stand.

Okay, so maybe he won't kill you, but he will throw pieces of paper at you until you do as he says.

Deadpool doesn't care, as long as he can't be blamed for it.

No, he's not having tragic flashbacks to that horrible trip to the zoo, that's Wolverine's job.

Please wait for him to ping in...

Now I want to go to the zoo.

Conner McKnight, color-coordinated minion

Conner was here! And if anyone asked, he had a probably not-very-encouraging story about how there hadn't been any signs warning Doctor Oliver about the life-size robotic T-rex that had tried to chase him. And how Doctor O had, despite being in an open-roofed Jeep, made sure to buckle his seat belt and lock the doors.

Because that was the most important safety precaution you could take against a T-rex trying to eat you.

Zack Addy

Buffy Summers

Door

Yasutora Sado

Cedric Diggory

Cedric took notes and became more worried about driving a car. There were no signs to deal with when riding a broom.

Mel Fray

Mel looked over at the TA. "So when do we get the flying cars?"

I don't get why the US has need for wordy road signs.

Molly Hayes

Me neither. It's not like people READ them. :P

"Not in my time," Conner said, completely misunderstanding the question. Then the whole idea captured his imagination (he really did have one) and he stared off into space. "Flying cars . . . dude."

Evie Carnahan

Evie stared at all the handouts, and her hand shot up, waving frantically. "Professor Deadpool? Um. If we're taking our test for our Driver's License here in America, are the international road signs on the test too?"

"So no flying cars then?" Mel grumped.

"Sorry," Conner said. "Not that I know of. You want me to try and convince Professor D to go for that?"

Draco Malfoy

Mel gave Connor a sly grin. "Depends. What's it going to cost me?"

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