Detention, The Danger Shop, 09.08.06

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

When the students walked into the shop, they would see The Tick standing at a podium that probably looked vaguely futuristic back in the mid-1990's: a rounded white plastic frame and clear plexiglass. There were lights and smoke in the background. Behind Tick was a large sign with the following names listed:

Teddy Altman
Seely Booth
John Connor
Hikaru Hitachiin
Kaoru Hitachiin
Jude Lizowski
Jamie Madrox
Peter Pevensie
Setsuna Sakurazaki
Ranma Saotome
River Tam
Naomi Wildman

When everyone was in the shop, the Tick pushed a button on the Danger Shop remote and spotlights started swinging around.

"Hello, detentioned students! I am The Tick, and I'm not only your Dean of Students, but today I am also your host for Detention Gladiators!" Tick stayed silent as a vaguely patriotic-sounding theme song played for thirty seconds.

"Today you'll be competing in four challenges that will test your mind, body, heart, and ability to think like a crazy person! Hopefully by the end of our time together you'll have learned your lesson - or in Naomi's case set a positive example since she did nothing wrong - and will be ready to move on to the next phase of your lives, without rule breaking!"

"And remember, the Shop is set up with extensive safety protocols! You're completely safe! Explosions won't be real, brutes won't actually hit hard, and the sheer power of the criminal mind won't overwhelm you!"

"SPOOOON!"

[OOC: You do not need to know who any of the hologram NPCs are, but you might enjoy it more if you do. Here's some info on them. This should be crack crack crack and more crack, for the record. Detention will run from approximately 9 AM EST to 5 PM EST, but you're free to go when you've completed all of the tasks. If it takes longer, I'm fine playing longer if you are. :)

I'll be around all day and available on AIM if you need to talk to me: bugofjustice.]

Comments

Lunch

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

"Sport drinks, water, and diner food. The lunch of champions! If there was anyone who wanted to visit you today, now would be the time for that!"

Re: Lunch

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

Seely picked at the diner food. Mmm...diner food.

Re: Lunch

[ktarian-wildman.livejournal.com]

Naomi got some water and diner food.

Re: Lunch

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

JOhn dug in, plate of chili mac and a chicken pita/gyro. mmmmmm... greasy spoon.

Re: Lunch

[ranma-sao.livejournal.com]

Ranma eats the food fairly spairingly but he sits down next to John and looks over at him. "... Is this really detention...?"

Re: Lunch

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

"I dunno. Seems more like watered down combat training." Mmmm... chili mac!

Re: Lunch

[ranma-sao.livejournal.com]

"Yeah... I've never been in detention like this before... Usually teachers make me stand in the hall and hold buckets of water... That's standard Japanese punishment though.."

Re: Lunch

[once-a-king.livejournal.com]

Peter took a seat away from Seely and ate his hamburger and chips.

Re: Lunch

[willbedone.livejournal.com]

Willow poked her head in cautiously and waved to Peter.

Re: Lunch

[once-a-king.livejournal.com]

Peter waved back with a smile and stood up to go over to her.

Re: Lunch

[willbedone.livejournal.com]

Willow pretended to look sneaky. "Shh. I brought you a file."

She held up a file folder.

She was funny like that sometimes.

Re: Lunch

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

Jamie sat down with a cheeseburger and chili fries. Mmmm. Chili Fries.

Re: Lunch

[willbedone.livejournal.com]

Jamie might find that a cookie ninja had left a freshly baked chocolate chip cookie near his plate.

Re: Lunch

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

Jamie of course did not see the ninja but enjoyed the cookie very much.

Mmmm. Chocolate Chip. Glargh.

Re: Lunch

[bound2blade.livejournal.com]

Sakurazaki had taken as much of the food as she could without seeming to conspicuous. All that flying had, as usual, jolted her hunger up significantly.

It didn't matter that it wasn't particularly good food; it was food.

Re: Lunch

[dude-its-jude.livejournal.com]

Luckily, Jude was a teenage boy and had numerous hollow limbs, so was similarly stocking up. He slumped into the seat next to her.

"Detention sucks."

Re: Lunch

[bound2blade.livejournal.com]

Sakurazaki, certainly not currently in the same opinion as Jude, tilted her head at him, but she did offer an encouraging smile. And then retained a stern evaluation as she poked around her food with a fork. "It hardly seems much like a detention at all, really," she determined.

However, after this and her first experience with detention, she was wondering if she should get into trouble more often. These were proving to be valuable excersizes in training and who knows how many she'd missed...

Re: Lunch

[dude-its-jude.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, but it's detention. So it sucks by definition." A smile spread across his face. "But yesterday was totally worth it."

Re: Lunch

[moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com]

By now, River was really hungry. Detention wasn't too bad though, which perhaps shouldn't have come as a surprise in Fandom.

Re: Lunch

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

Blair was a little nervous about venturing into detention but he really wanted to visit River. Coming up beside her, he waved a cookie in front of her face. "I brought sugary reinforcements."

Re: Lunch

[moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com]

"Cookies!" River grinned with her mouth full of food, which might not have been a pretty sight. She swallowed, then smiled sweetly. "Thank you."

Re: Lunch

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

"You're welcome." Blair laughed and dropped the cookie in front of her. "Although I shouldn't have been worried that they weren't going to feed you. How's it been going so far?"

Re: Lunch

[2-twin-devils-2.livejournal.com]

The twins stare at the food, grab waters, and go sit somewhere to talk about how gross commoner food is..

Re: Lunch

[bound2blade.livejournal.com]

Sakurazaki threw a bread roll at one of the twins' heads, just for good measure, and then went back to talking with Jude and looking completely innocent and unassuming.

Re: Lunch

[2-twin-devils-2.livejournal.com]

For the first time, they had actually not been paying attention to where the roll had come from so they ignore it. Setsuna was off the hook this time...