Win Friends and Blah, Blah, Blah.... [8/1]

[dr-snark.livejournal.com]

Dr. Cox is very busy watching his soaps on his portable TV set.

On the blackboard is written:

READ THE HANDOUT AND DO THE EXERCISE

INTERRUPT PASSIONS AND SOMEONE WILL BE HEADING TO DETENTION


Taunting: expressing contempt or ridicule by verbal abuse.

Oh sure, you whiny babies might think it's mean and cruel. So what? Life sucks. Wear a helmet.

Taunting is a useful tool in your armament against the soulless devils out there who are trying to suck you down into mediocrity. It's effective in that it will often get your point across to the dimwits that be and can be darn fun at the same time.

Your assignment: Get a partner and taunt them in order to make them understand how you are right and they are wrong.


[ooc: Wait for the OCD]

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Taunt one another

[dr-snark.livejournal.com]

Go on. Don't be shy.

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[like-a-sponge.livejournal.com]

Greg bounced on the balls of his feet and looked around for a partner, totally ready to taunt away.

[SP from me until midafternoon EDT]

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[can_be_more]

Oh, come on, this is too good to pass up. "Hello," Aeryn greets Greg.

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[like-a-sponge.livejournal.com]

"Hi," said Greg, looking suitably intimidated."If I taunt you, you're still going to keep Callisto from killing me, right?"

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[can_be_more]

"I only made that deal for as long as Isabel was gone. But she's back now," Aeryn assures him.

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[like-a-sponge.livejournal.com]

"Oh." Greg wasn't exactly comforted by this. "Okay. You're...really tall!"

Okay, that was lame.

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[can_be_more]

"You are supposed to be smarter than that," says Aeryn.

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[demonbelthazor]

Bel crossed his arms and glared. It wasn't wise to taunt the cranky demon.

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[twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com]

Zack could do this. It wasn't like he'd never been taunted before.

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[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

Blair bounced idly and wondered how to get out of this assignment without taunting anyone.

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[ranma-sao.livejournal.com]

Ranma appeared to be wondering the samething. This class always made him feel bad... Oh yeah. Blair was in his cabin, and he never seemed like a mean guy so Ranma approaches with a bit of a smile. "Hey Blair."

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[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

"Hey Ranma!" Blair grinned. "How's it hanging, man?"

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[ranma-sao.livejournal.com]

"Pretty good. You seem in a good mood.... That's what I don't like about this class... It's always got me feeling bad when I leave you know?" He frowns a bit. He does like a good arguement but most little activities in this class make him feel either like a jerk... or like an idiot.

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[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

Blair laughed and nodded. "Yeah, it seems like the point of this class is to not be a good friend, but I'm refusing to do that. So let's try and make this class one where you don't leave feeling bad."

Blair thought for a minute on his taunt and bounced. "Okay, Ranma, I taunt your average height. You are neither too tall or too short."

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[ranma-sao.livejournal.com]

"Uhh well you have brown hair. It's not black or blonde. OR even red." He sorta laughs at how goofy Blair is with all his bouncing and happy.

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[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John thinks he might kick ass at this game.

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[tyler-gone.livejournal.com]

Tyler sized up his options and settled on John. "Time to taunt?" he asked.

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[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Sure thing," John replies. "Taunt away."

And now John's mentally digging up any possible taunt he's ever used or might ever use.

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[tyler-gone.livejournal.com]

"You play basketball like my grandmother," Tyler began. "Only worse."

Which wasn't even true, but it was a palce to start.

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[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Okay, he was bad at basketball but not that bad.

"The reason I play as badly as your grandmother is because she was blinded when she first laid eyes on you."

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[tyler-gone.livejournal.com]

Tyler wondered if John knew he had just admitted he played badly.

"At least my grandmother saw me, 'cause my mom wasn't so ashamed of me she threw me in the trash like yours did."

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[once-a-king.livejournal.com]

Peter is pretty sure he can do this. He just doesn't know why he'd want to.

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[notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com]

"Hey, Peter," said Elizabeth, smiling at him. "Need a partner?"

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[once-a-king.livejournal.com]

Peter smiled back at Elizabeth. "I suppose so. How do you do?"

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[notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com]

"I'm doing pretty well thanks. How about you?" asked Elizabeth.


[[ooc: No worries! I wasn't able to get online all day yesterday omg and when I finally did? Not really on for that long then!]]