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Dr. Cox is very busy watching his soaps on his portable TV set.

On the blackboard is written:

READ THE HANDOUT AND DO THE EXERCISE

INTERRUPT PASSIONS AND SOMEONE WILL BE HEADING TO DETENTION


Taunting: expressing contempt or ridicule by verbal abuse.

Oh sure, you whiny babies might think it's mean and cruel. So what? Life sucks. Wear a helmet.

Taunting is a useful tool in your armament against the soulless devils out there who are trying to suck you down into mediocrity. It's effective in that it will often get your point across to the dimwits that be and can be darn fun at the same time.

Your assignment: Get a partner and taunt them in order to make them understand how you are right and they are wrong.


[ooc: Wait for the OCD]

Comments

Re: Taunt one another

[can_be_more]

"Your face is conspicously not flattened. I could fix that for you."

Re: Taunt one another

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"I don't want to be a Persian kitty!"

Re: Taunt one another

[can_be_more]

"...What?"

Re: Taunt one another

[like-a-sponge.livejournal.com]

"Persian kittycats have flat faces. Also, they're really fluffy and not very nice."

Re: Taunt one another

[can_be_more]

"Hm. Works," she decides.

Re: Taunt one another

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"I don't want to be fluffy!"

Re: Taunt one another

[can_be_more]

"That's not my problem."

Re: Taunt one another

[like-a-sponge.livejournal.com]

Greg threw a small bit of wadded up paper from his pocket at her. Because that's smart.

It sailed way off to the left of her, though, because Greg's not so good with the aiming.

Re: Taunt one another

[can_be_more]

"You're insane," Aeryn decides.

Re: Taunt one another

[like-a-sponge.livejournal.com]

"No, you're insane!"

Re: Taunt one another

[can_be_more]

She tilts her head at him, like she's studying him.

Re: Taunt one another

[like-a-sponge.livejournal.com]

Greg tilted his head in the opposite direction.

Re: Taunt one another

[can_be_more]

Aeryn just stays that way for a minute.

Re: Taunt one another

[like-a-sponge.livejournal.com]

Greg paused. "Also, you look like a gecko!"

No, he didn't know where that came from, either.

Re: Taunt one another

[can_be_more]

She knows what that is. "I do not!"

Re: Taunt one another

[like-a-sponge.livejournal.com]

"A hybrid between a gecko and a...raccoon!"

Re: Taunt one another

[can_be_more]

"Go away," she tells him.

Re: Taunt one another

[like-a-sponge.livejournal.com]

"I can't, this is class," he reminded her.

Re: Taunt one another

[can_be_more]

"Then go over there," she says, pointing in the opposite direction.

Re: Taunt one another

[like-a-sponge.livejournal.com]

"No, I like it here," he decided.

Re: Taunt one another

[can_be_more]

"I will throw you over there."

Re: Taunt one another

[like-a-sponge.livejournal.com]

Greg scurried away obediantly.