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Dr. Cox is very busy watching his soaps on his portable TV set.

On the blackboard is written:

READ THE HANDOUT AND DO THE EXERCISE

INTERRUPT PASSIONS AND SOMEONE WILL BE HEADING TO DETENTION


Taunting: expressing contempt or ridicule by verbal abuse.

Oh sure, you whiny babies might think it's mean and cruel. So what? Life sucks. Wear a helmet.

Taunting is a useful tool in your armament against the soulless devils out there who are trying to suck you down into mediocrity. It's effective in that it will often get your point across to the dimwits that be and can be darn fun at the same time.

Your assignment: Get a partner and taunt them in order to make them understand how you are right and they are wrong.


[ooc: Wait for the OCD]

Comments

Re: Taunt one another

[like-a-sponge.livejournal.com]

"You smell like hamsters and elderberries!"

Re: Taunt one another

[can_be_more]

"You have more experience being taunted than taunting, hm?" she asks.

Re: Taunt one another

[like-a-sponge.livejournal.com]

"No," Greg lied.

Re: Taunt one another

[can_be_more]

She looks him over. "Really?"

Re: Taunt one another

[like-a-sponge.livejournal.com]

"Yes, really. You probably get taunted a lot by all the other, um, tall...scary...alien chicks!" Greg said.

Re: Taunt one another

[can_be_more]

"No, not really," she says. That's sort of a lie, too, but Aeryn can dish it out as well as she takes it.

Re: Taunt one another

[like-a-sponge.livejournal.com]

"You should leave Egypt!" he said. That was kind of pathetic.

Re: Taunt one another

[can_be_more]

"...What?"

Re: Taunt one another

[like-a-sponge.livejournal.com]

"Because you're swimming in denial!"

Re: Taunt one another

[can_be_more]

"...What?"

Re: Taunt one another

[like-a-sponge.livejournal.com]

"It's a pun," he explained. "'Cause of the Nile?"

Re: Taunt one another

[can_be_more]

"I have no frelling idea what you're talking about."

Re: Taunt one another

[like-a-sponge.livejournal.com]

"You're kind of stupid."

Re: Taunt one another

[can_be_more]

"Your face is conspicously not flattened. I could fix that for you."

Re: Taunt one another

[like-a-sponge.livejournal.com]

"I don't want to be a Persian kitty!"

Re: Taunt one another

[can_be_more]

"...What?"

Re: Taunt one another

[like-a-sponge.livejournal.com]

"Persian kittycats have flat faces. Also, they're really fluffy and not very nice."

Re: Taunt one another

[can_be_more]

"Hm. Works," she decides.

Re: Taunt one another

[like-a-sponge.livejournal.com]

"I don't want to be fluffy!"

Re: Taunt one another

[can_be_more]

"That's not my problem."

Re: Taunt one another

[like-a-sponge.livejournal.com]

Greg threw a small bit of wadded up paper from his pocket at her. Because that's smart.

It sailed way off to the left of her, though, because Greg's not so good with the aiming.

Re: Taunt one another

[can_be_more]

"You're insane," Aeryn decides.

Re: Taunt one another

[like-a-sponge.livejournal.com]

"No, you're insane!"

Re: Taunt one another

[can_be_more]

She tilts her head at him, like she's studying him.

Re: Taunt one another

[like-a-sponge.livejournal.com]

Greg tilted his head in the opposite direction.