Sexual Education [06/08] - Thursday Afternoon - Main Campfire

[lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com]

"So, have fun this week with your toys?" Becky asked, smiling. "Sure hope so, 'cause it was to prep you for today's lesson."

She gestured to the table in front of her, where there was an assortment of items.

"Okay, first things first - tell all of us what you did with your toys this week. Then we're going to make one night stand kits."

She perched on the edge of the table, demurely crossing her legs. "So, you're all kind of dumb - or at least, you haven't proven that I don't have to spell things out for y'all. A one night stand is when you have sex with someone once, with no ties or commitments of any kind. Often there's alcohol involved."

Becky smirked. "A lot of times, it's fun. But sometimes you wake up and want to chew your own arm off because the other person is so ugly. That's Coyote Ugly. Either way, being prepared can't hurt."

"So," she continued, hopping off the table and passing around bright pink plastic bags, "today we're putting together kits. Take one of each of the things on the table. Ask me or one of your little friends if you don't know what something is."

"Oh," she added as an afterthought. "And if any of you piss me off, I'll see you on Saturday. Miho and I are taking detention this week."

[ocd is coming omg Play away!]

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Sign in [06/08]

[lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com]

Sign in, and tell everyone what you did with your toy this week.

And do so under the latest comment so yay collapsey?

Re: Sign in [06/08]

[bigfat-peter.livejournal.com]

Peter signed the roster.

"Yeah, I got AstroGlide. I pretty much lathered it all over my body and tried to use it as a slip and slide. See, usually you use water." he says "It actually worked pretty well. I got up good speed and the floor didn't leave many rub marks."

"And then I slammed into the wall, which wasn't too much fun." he adds "And I fell like eight times trying to get back to my bedroom. But overall I'd reccomend it."

Make your kits! [06/08]

[lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com]

You don't have to use all of these, omg. But this is what Becky thinks you'd need.

Condoms (http://www.drugstore.com/templates/brand/default.asp?brand=9530) - because seriously.
Crab shampoo (http://www.drugstore.com/products/prod.asp?pid=153397&catid=782&trx=PLST-0-SEARCH&trxp1=782&trxp2=153397&trxp3=1&trxp4=0&btrx=BUY-PLST-0-SEARCH) - because sometimes, you gain a few friends by having sex.
Sunny Delight (http://www.sunnyd.com/products/original.shtml) - for hangovers, because Becky would really give you guys beer (hair of the dog, all that) but for some reason that's frowned upon.
Various syrups (http://www.hersheys.com/products/details/syrup.asp) - because yeah.
Sheets in various colors (http://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/product.asp?order_num=-1&SKU=108702&RN=145&BTSMode=true) - because depending on the sex, you might want to burn your old ones.
Dual lock handcuffs (http://www.edenfantasys.com/DUAL-LOCK-HANDCUFFS/adult-toys-dvds-16793) - please don't tell me you NEED to ask.
A spare pair of panties for the girls (http://www.freshpair.com/itempics/3032_xl.jpg) - so you have something clean for the walk of shame.
Boxers for the boys (http://www.jockey.com/ProductImages/001067_d.jpg) - see above.
Post-It Notes (http://www.staples.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/StaplesProductDisplay?storeId=10001&langId=-1&catalogId=2&partNumber=778936) - in case you wake up before them and need to get away, but want to stick your phone number to their forehead.
Sharpies (http://www.staples.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/StaplesProductDisplay?prodCatType=0&storeId=10001&catalogId=2&langId=-1&productId=102699&cmArea=SEARCH) - to write said number on the Post-It (or their skin, if you're mean like Becky.)
Tic-Tacs (http://www.itsalldirect2u.com/productimages/25405alt.gif) - because none of this is happening if you have icky breath.
Pre-pasted disposable toothbrushes (http://www.dentakit.com/redeprto.html) - because ewwww, walk of shame with morning breath.

Re: Make your kits! [06/08]

[bigfat-peter.livejournal.com]

Peter wasn't eating the syrup. Nope. Ignore the fact that most of the bottles he had were open. The only one he hadn't touched was the "Dulce de Leche" syrup mainly because he read it as "Douche de Lube".

He stuck a pair of panties on his head like a hat and began pouring syrup all over his tic tacs.

He'd get around to making the kit eventually.

Re: Make your kits! [06/08]

[tyler-gone.livejournal.com]

Tyler thinks the fancy stuff is for girls. He sticks to the basics: condoms -- lots of condoms -- crab shampoo, boxers, a sharpie, tic-tacs and tooothpaste.

He opens one of the bottles of Sunny Delight and begins chugging it dowm.

Re: Make your kits! [06/08]

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

Walter looks over the table and thinks that Becky must have serviced known Arthur at some point. He takes some of everything except the sheets and underwear, and makes a mental note to send the crab shampoo home to Arthur.

Re: Make your kits! [06/08]

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Pippi takes one of everything except the crab shampoo.

She's a little dubious about the crab shampoo and considers it. She's pretty sure any crab with hair is actually wearing a wig and not actually in need of shampoo. Nor does she find crustaceans very attractive... They tend to pinch.

Though she does grab a pair of boxers as well as panties. It seems prudent to do so.

Re: Make your kits! [06/08]

[conathon.livejournal.com]

Sawyer packs everything, even if he didn't want to pack the crab shampoo because he doubts that he'll be doing anything naughty with hookers anytime soon.

Yay bag done.

Re: Make your kits! [06/08]

[chasingsnitches.livejournal.com]

Cedric eyes the array of items and starts picking and stowing. When all is said and done, he's taken the syrups, sheets, the spare pair of boxers, condoms, tic tacs and the toothbrushes. Everything else, he hopes, won't be needed if there's creativity around.

Re: Make your kits! [06/08]

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

Paige takes the condoms, panties, post-its, sharpies and disposable toothbrushes, because seriously who's going to carry a set of extra sheets on the off chance they get laid. She likes to be practical, but prepared.

Also she would have picked the handcuffs but she always has a pair in her bag anyway so they aren't really needed.

Re: Make your kits! [06/08]

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

Dean looked over the items and quickly chose the condoms, Sunny Delight, post-it notes, a sharpie, tit-tacs and toothbrush.

After a bit more thought he added the boxers, the handcuffs (he already had some but they were for use on restraining possessed people. Beside you could never have too many.) and the syrups (because there was never anything bad about anything chocolate.)

That, he decided was enough.

Re: Make your kits! [06/08]

[anextimeagent.livejournal.com]

Jack looked over everything, intrigued by what the Crazy Hooker thought was necessary for a one night stand, and wondered exactly how big a bag she carried around with her when she was looking to...find companionship.

In the end, he decided on the sheets, because hey, you can never have too many, the condoms (same reason), and the boxers.

Everything else seemed unnecessary to have, or to have more of. He particularly avoided the Sunny Delight, though. Anything that virulent a shade of orange he suspected was better left untouched.

Re: Make your kits! [06/08]

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

Alec grabbed some condoms, Tic-Tacs, and a Sharpie and a pair of handcuffs just because. If he'd been doing okay without the bag already, what'd he need one for now?

On second thought, he returned for some Sunny Delight, because he was thirsty.

Re: Make your kits! [06/08]

[dbiers.livejournal.com]

D put one of everything into her bag except the Sunny Delight, the underwear, and the Post-It Notes.

The first two she skipped because she'd put in her own liquid beverage and underwear later.

The last she refused because of its association with Jake and, sorry, but ewwwwwwww, her best friend's boyfriend is so not someone she wanted to think of right after sex.

She'd just leave her number in sharpie on the body instead.

Re: Make your kits! [06/08]

[mmmanchovies.livejournal.com]

Fry took a handful of everything - even the panties - because hey! Free stuff!

General chatting [06/08]

[lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com]

Compare goody bags, commiserate, flirt, etc.

Re: General chatting [06/08]

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

Walter settles down with his goody bag and a swarm of kittens. "No, you can't have the syrup. No, it's not for kittens."

Re: General chatting [06/08]

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Pippi has cracked open the Sunny D and is sipping it merrily.

Re: General chatting [06/08]

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

Alec was sort of bored, so there might have been some blowing up of condoms into balloons. And then making of faces on them with the Sharpie.

A couple of the balloons had Tic-Tacs rattling around inside. Thankfully none were filled with Sunny D, though it was still an option...

Re: General chatting [06/08]

[dbiers.livejournal.com]

D wasn't keen on the bag color, but that wasn't really important.

Talk to Becky [06/08]

[lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com]

If you must talk to her about something, she's here.

Re: Talk to Becky [06/08]

[tyler-gone.livejournal.com]

Why, look. Tyler is lurking around trying to get Becky to notice him.

OOC

[lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com]

You know you want detention with Becky and Miho. You totally dooooo.

Annoying Becky is not hard. If you want detention, ping me in this thread to let me know and point me to the thread where you'd like to have her show up to dole it out. :)

Re: OOC

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

I'd like Walter to have detention. It'll just make his pre-planned crapper of a Saturday just that much better. Here (http://community.livejournal.com/fandomhigh/894292.html?thread=44074836#t44074836) I guess. He didn't take underwear or sheets. I don't know if that's enough to annoy Becky or not.

Re: OOC

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Please to be giving detention (http://community.livejournal.com/fandomhigh/894292.html?thread=44176468#t44176468)?