Sexual Education [06/08] - Thursday Afternoon - Main Campfire

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"So, have fun this week with your toys?" Becky asked, smiling. "Sure hope so, 'cause it was to prep you for today's lesson."

She gestured to the table in front of her, where there was an assortment of items.

"Okay, first things first - tell all of us what you did with your toys this week. Then we're going to make one night stand kits."

She perched on the edge of the table, demurely crossing her legs. "So, you're all kind of dumb - or at least, you haven't proven that I don't have to spell things out for y'all. A one night stand is when you have sex with someone once, with no ties or commitments of any kind. Often there's alcohol involved."

Becky smirked. "A lot of times, it's fun. But sometimes you wake up and want to chew your own arm off because the other person is so ugly. That's Coyote Ugly. Either way, being prepared can't hurt."

"So," she continued, hopping off the table and passing around bright pink plastic bags, "today we're putting together kits. Take one of each of the things on the table. Ask me or one of your little friends if you don't know what something is."

"Oh," she added as an afterthought. "And if any of you piss me off, I'll see you on Saturday. Miho and I are taking detention this week."

[ocd is coming omg Play away!]

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Re: Make your kits! [06/08]

[bigfat-peter.livejournal.com]

Peter wasn't eating the syrup. Nope. Ignore the fact that most of the bottles he had were open. The only one he hadn't touched was the "Dulce de Leche" syrup mainly because he read it as "Douche de Lube".

He stuck a pair of panties on his head like a hat and began pouring syrup all over his tic tacs.

He'd get around to making the kit eventually.