fandomhigh | Sexual Education [06/08] - Thursday Afternoon

"So, have fun this week with your toys?" Becky asked, smiling. "Sure hope so, 'cause it was to prep you for today's lesson."

She gestured to the table in front of her, where there was an assortment of items.

"Okay, first things first - tell all of us what you did with your toys this week. Then we're going to make one night stand kits."

She perched on the edge of the table, demurely crossing her legs. "So, you're all kind of dumb - or at least, you haven't proven that I don't have to spell things out for y'all. A one night stand is when you have sex with someone once, with no ties or commitments of any kind. Often there's alcohol involved."

Becky smirked. "A lot of times, it's fun. But sometimes you wake up and want to chew your own arm off because the other person is so ugly. ~~That's Coyote Ugly.~~ Either way, being prepared can't hurt."

"So," she continued, hopping off the table and passing around bright pink plastic bags, "today we're putting together kits. Take one of each of the things on the table. Ask me or one of your little friends if you don't know what something is."

"Oh," she added as an afterthought. "And if any of you piss me off, I'll see you on Saturday. Miho and I are taking detention this week."

[~~ocd is coming omg~~ Play away!]

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Walter settles down with his goody bag and a swarm of kittens. "No, you can't have the syrup. No, it's not for kittens."

"Done with your kit Fishgrenade?"

"Yeah. I'm not really a one night stand sort of person, but being prepared can't hurt." A regular boy scout, or something. A butler scout?

"Preparedness is good." she agreed with a nod.

"Good. And you do know that Fishgrenade was only for yesterday, right?"

"Yes, I had a chat with Nadia last night before going to bed." Pippi said before taking a sip of her Sunny D.

"She explained it to me... I still thinkin' about finding a chair to carry around with me though."

"Don't hit me with a chair," Walter said quickly. "At least not for being weird. You can hit me with a chair for being evil."

"Okay." Pippi laughed, "If you insist... I think 'don't hit me with a chair' should be our new secret code."

"Right. Although that will actually work best as a secret code if you're not actually about to hit me with a chair."

"That would be the tragic flaw in the plan yes."

"You brought cats in," Becky noted, wandering over and completely ignoring the kitten in her own jacket pocket.

"I'd say the cats brought themselves," Walter said, fishing a kitten out of his bag.

"Yes, but they're playing with you," she pointed out. "And 'cause of that, you're not paying attention to stuff."

"I'm paying attention," Walter protested. "The topic's one night stands."

"Uh huh, but the kittens are distracting. Plus, I have a bird, and these are irritating me as they might follow me home and try to eat it," she told him. "Why'd you bring cats, anyway? Sure, they're cute, but really."

"I didn't bring them. They're like the weetiny bunnies. They're everywhere!"

Becky rolled her eyes. "Right, the bunnies. I still don't know who brought those. Anyway, you brought kitties here, that's unacceptable, and so I hope you enjoy detention on Saturday."

"Um, Miss Becky?" Pippi said raising her hand, "If you don't want any kitties following you home you may want to take that one out of your pocket."

"This one is docile," she replied. "And I'll see you with your friend on Saturday."

"Detention?" Walter stood up and scowled at Becky and actually opened his mouth to tell her that "crazy hooker" really was an appropriate nickname, then he closed it with a snap.

"Fine. I haven't had enough detentions yet anyway." And now Pippi would be along for the fun.

"Well..."

//Crazy female who mates out of season was worried there wouldn't be enough people for her to torment on the day after the next day I guess.// she finished in monkey.

Walter burst out laughing and nodded. //Exactly.//

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