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Sexual Education [06/08] - Thursday Afternoon - Main Campfire
"So, have fun this week with your toys?" Becky asked, smiling. "Sure hope so, 'cause it was to prep you for today's lesson."
She gestured to the table in front of her, where there was an assortment of items.
"Okay, first things first - tell all of us what you did with your toys this week. Then we're going to make one night stand kits."
She perched on the edge of the table, demurely crossing her legs. "So, you're all kind of dumb - or at least, you haven't proven that I don't have to spell things out for y'all. A one night stand is when you have sex with someone once, with no ties or commitments of any kind. Often there's alcohol involved."
Becky smirked. "A lot of times, it's fun. But sometimes you wake up and want to chew your own arm off because the other person is so ugly.That's Coyote Ugly. Either way, being prepared can't hurt."
"So," she continued, hopping off the table and passing around bright pink plastic bags, "today we're putting together kits. Take one of each of the things on the table. Ask me or one of your little friends if you don't know what something is."
"Oh," she added as an afterthought. "And if any of you piss me off, I'll see you on Saturday. Miho and I are taking detention this week."
[ocd is coming omg Play away!]
She gestured to the table in front of her, where there was an assortment of items.
"Okay, first things first - tell all of us what you did with your toys this week. Then we're going to make one night stand kits."
She perched on the edge of the table, demurely crossing her legs. "So, you're all kind of dumb - or at least, you haven't proven that I don't have to spell things out for y'all. A one night stand is when you have sex with someone once, with no ties or commitments of any kind. Often there's alcohol involved."
Becky smirked. "A lot of times, it's fun. But sometimes you wake up and want to chew your own arm off because the other person is so ugly.
"So," she continued, hopping off the table and passing around bright pink plastic bags, "today we're putting together kits. Take one of each of the things on the table. Ask me or one of your little friends if you don't know what something is."
"Oh," she added as an afterthought. "And if any of you piss me off, I'll see you on Saturday. Miho and I are taking detention this week."
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"Yeah, I got AstroGlide. I pretty much lathered it all over my body and tried to use it as a slip and slide. See, usually you use water." he says "It actually worked pretty well. I got up good speed and the floor didn't leave many rub marks."
"And then I slammed into the wall, which wasn't too much fun." he adds "And I fell like eight times trying to get back to my bedroom. But overall I'd reccomend it."
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"My girlfriend volunteered to wear the maid's costume (http://community.livejournal.com/fandomhighdorms/624917.html?thread=37793301&style=mine#t37793301) for me," he said, looking torn between blushing and looking damned smug.
"She said it covered too much skin and she wanted to take up the hem a bit." He'd thought it had been fine, but he was never, ever going to complain about dating a girl with Argentine mores about showing skin.
"And it was extremely difficult to get off once it was wet." That would be smug winning out over blushing.
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He smirked and held up his wrists. A cuff was snapped around each of them, though no binding held them together. "I'm wearing my assignment today. Testing out fetish fashion."
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"My assignment was dumped out into my bed along with a few other things by a vindictive pet when I went to a party without him. I didn't realize it until morning and it got all over me... A number of people remarked that I smelled good. That's about it."
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"I really didn't do much with mine, it was just a feather duster. Although, I didn't random walk up to people and tickle them with it. Er, it was fun?"
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"For now, I used mine to threaten a plant with. Maybe I'll use them again later."
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"I tried it out with my girlfriend which led to an interesting evening. And then we decided to turn it into a super hero finger puppet complete with a tiny little cape."
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"I used mine to slingshot balls." He gave this some thought, then added. "Not mine, someone else's."
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"Body butter has its place," she said. "And that isn't among my belongings."
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"I don't need a cat toy to have fun, but it doesn't hurt to have supplemental entertainment."
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"That guy," he said, pointing to Peter Griffin. "Dared me to eat all of the can of whipped cream at once, so I did, with pudding, and ended up in the clinic."