Archery Workshop #1, 5/23, Danger Shop, Afternoon

[deadly_little]

As the students entered the Danger Shop, set up like a standard classroom for today, they were greeted by a diminutive, black-and-white Japanese girl in a silk robe, perched on a corner of the teacher's desk munching on a chocolate chip cookie. Next to her were a stack of handouts, a sign-in sheet, and a tray of assorted cookies from Jeff, God of Biscuits.

Written on the board behind the desk was, Sign in. Take a handout and a cookie. Direct any questions to the instructor. Behave. Or else.

Miho studied her students with a critical eye, trying to determine which of them were most likely to shoot one of their classmates by accident or try to take more than one cookie.

Comments

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"Maybe?" Dawn whispered back, wondering what about her clothing choices for the day made other people think she knew what was going on.

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"Well that kinda sucks." Dean looked at his watch and fidgeted, wondering how long this class was. Too long, if this was all they were expected to do. He glanced over at Miho again and decided he wasn't going to ask, just in case this was some kind of weird Ninja patience exercise or something.

"How'd the morning workshop go?" he asked Dawn.

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"No one died yet, though the scene's still being played," Dawn said proudly. "Okay, that was helped considerably by the fact that they weren't real people, but that's not the point. And Jamie Madrox had bandage issues."

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"Not dying is good." He frowned slightly. "How do you have bandage issues?"

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"I'm not sure," Dawn said, still a bit grumpy at Jamie. "But I'd have choked him with them after this morning. Did you hear what he and his psycho bunkmates did?"

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

Dean nodded. "Hard to miss all that mad quacking you girls had to endure." He grinned. "And the birds were making a lot of noise too."

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"And the cold morning weather?" Dawn giggled a lot. It really had been a good prank. "Let's just say it wasn't kind to them. And Jamie mooned us. And the singing...oh my god, the singing."

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

Dean's smile got bigger. "They're not going to be topping the charts any time soon, that's for sure."

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

Dawn facepalmed. "I'm starting to hope for zombies, just to give them something else to do."

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"If you need any help in coming up with something to get them back..." Dean offered.

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

Dawn grinned evilly. "Thanks, but I think this is a girl thing. I have the beginnings of an idea already."

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"Oh?" Dean raised an inquisitive eyebrow.

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"Not telling. You have way too much Y chromosome to be trusted."

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"I'm wounded. Truly," Dean said, though his eyes were laughing. "My Y chromosome is one of my best features."

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"I know." She winked at him.

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

He grinned again. "Will I at least get to watch?"

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"Maaaaybe," she drawled.

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

He leaned closer. "What do I need to do to convince you?" he asked waggling his eyebrows at her.

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

She leaned over and wrinkled her nose at him. "What do you have in mind?"

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"Stuff I'd probably get in trouble for talking about in class," he said with a grin, resisting the urge to kiss her nose because class with ninja teacher.

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"Awww." She pouted. "Your butt would look good with an arrow sticking out of it. Plus, I could practice my first aid."

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"Y'know, that would almost make it worth it."

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"Really? Because I'm sure either Sam or I could arrange to shoot you. Or Buffy, maybe."

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"We could just pretend the shooting bit and just move on to the practicing first aid," Dean counter suggested.

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

Dawn looked at him like he'd lost his mind. "You want me to stick gauze to your butt if there's no reason?"

"Is this a tape thing?"