Archery Workshop #1, 5/23, Danger Shop, Afternoon

[deadly_little]

As the students entered the Danger Shop, set up like a standard classroom for today, they were greeted by a diminutive, black-and-white Japanese girl in a silk robe, perched on a corner of the teacher's desk munching on a chocolate chip cookie. Next to her were a stack of handouts, a sign-in sheet, and a tray of assorted cookies from Jeff, God of Biscuits.

Written on the board behind the desk was, Sign in. Take a handout and a cookie. Direct any questions to the instructor. Behave. Or else.

Miho studied her students with a critical eye, trying to determine which of them were most likely to shoot one of their classmates by accident or try to take more than one cookie.

Comments

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"Not dying is good." He frowned slightly. "How do you have bandage issues?"

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"I'm not sure," Dawn said, still a bit grumpy at Jamie. "But I'd have choked him with them after this morning. Did you hear what he and his psycho bunkmates did?"

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

Dean nodded. "Hard to miss all that mad quacking you girls had to endure." He grinned. "And the birds were making a lot of noise too."

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"And the cold morning weather?" Dawn giggled a lot. It really had been a good prank. "Let's just say it wasn't kind to them. And Jamie mooned us. And the singing...oh my god, the singing."

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

Dean's smile got bigger. "They're not going to be topping the charts any time soon, that's for sure."

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

Dawn facepalmed. "I'm starting to hope for zombies, just to give them something else to do."

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"If you need any help in coming up with something to get them back..." Dean offered.

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

Dawn grinned evilly. "Thanks, but I think this is a girl thing. I have the beginnings of an idea already."

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"Oh?" Dean raised an inquisitive eyebrow.

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"Not telling. You have way too much Y chromosome to be trusted."

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"I'm wounded. Truly," Dean said, though his eyes were laughing. "My Y chromosome is one of my best features."

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"I know." She winked at him.

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

He grinned again. "Will I at least get to watch?"

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"Maaaaybe," she drawled.

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

He leaned closer. "What do I need to do to convince you?" he asked waggling his eyebrows at her.

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

She leaned over and wrinkled her nose at him. "What do you have in mind?"

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"Stuff I'd probably get in trouble for talking about in class," he said with a grin, resisting the urge to kiss her nose because class with ninja teacher.

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"Awww." She pouted. "Your butt would look good with an arrow sticking out of it. Plus, I could practice my first aid."

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"Y'know, that would almost make it worth it."

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"Really? Because I'm sure either Sam or I could arrange to shoot you. Or Buffy, maybe."

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"We could just pretend the shooting bit and just move on to the practicing first aid," Dean counter suggested.

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

Dawn looked at him like he'd lost his mind. "You want me to stick gauze to your butt if there's no reason?"

"Is this a tape thing?"

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"More like a you touching me thing," he admitted.

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

Dawn was blushing hard. Possibly radiating. "Right," she squeaked.

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

That.. might have been taking it a little too far, Dean realised, at how red Dawn had gotten. "Seriously though," he said trying to pull back a little, "if you do need a guinea pig to practice on -- wrap bandages, do a splint, whatever -- I'm at your disposal. Anything I can do to help."